He genuinely thinks people care.

He’s older than my grandfather, pathetic.

Its adorable.

'I eliminate trolls like a purging bulimic'

Nice simile, stupid.

As opposed to a bulimic keeping their food down? God he's a mental midget.

He always has to have some sort of "clever" reference. Really fancies himself this once-in-a-generation thinker

There's few things more annoying than someone making an obvious statement as if they're dropping a truth bomb on you. It's all Joe does. And they're all stupid.

How about the ones he thinks are gems and @'s in real comics even the POTUS.

Imagine being Vos or Norton or any of the O&A comics that has Joe Cumia mentioning you in Tweets. How humiliating

Didn't he tag Trump in some post he made about "Feed Nana"?

He really should have been part of the show!

Lmao I’m glad that line enraged people as much as it did me

It's fucking awful. I wrote that last night, forgot about it and saw it again just now and was angry all over again.

If there's one thing purging bulimics are known for, it's eliminating trolls. What don't you get about his crystal clear writing style?

Wow I’m really scared.

That’s right, I remember Tony Soprano said “There’s pillow biters in the special forces” so that makes sense.

They picked him up in the mornings with a little bus and everyone wore a helmet. Next stop Camp FryCo

Being blocked by Joe is akin to becoming a “casualty”

pomme de terre-rorist

Yeah they're 'special' alright

His posting has really come a long way in the past year, he's progressed to "thanks moonie, see you soonie."

I have a hair trigger on this iPhone

He should try getting some on his head

Damn son you still have it.

I wish he had a toe trigger on his shotgun HAHAHAHAHA

That is easily one of the douchiest things Joe has ever written, he's trying so hard to sound cool with his dumb fuck Facebook PSAs. In the end, it comes off just being really embarrassing, like that video of those old Christians rapping. Die already.

This is exactly the type of cringeworthy comment I’ve come to expect from a new mother on Facebook when she’s in “mama bear” (ie self-important cunt) mode because someone dared not to fawn over the 1000th pic of her newborn.

Thoughts and prayers for your old friend, brotherman.

Nothing like a failed career to create a professional “full-time” mother.

NiaBurr?

All my friends pregnancy announcements begin with a no haters allowed clause.

Whenever I see the words "WE are pregnant" I know it's the beginning of the end of another friendship. SHE is fucking pregnant, not you.

mama bear mode

I hate that shit. Why can’t women be realistic, if someone wants to hurt you and your kids the fuck are you going to do? Metamorphose into a bear?

The only 'bear' they'd turn into in that scenario is a panda with two black eyes.

A 60 year old man wrote this.

You could apply that to almost anything cow eyes shares on his social media. He is an embarrassment to humanity.

Joseph Cumia's children are a casualty of his own stupidity. We make jokes but this insufferable retard plays a part in forming their beliefs and personalities. Our only hope is that they listen to their mom and this subreddit and rebel against him hard as fuck

Notice he doesn’t say my iPhone since he didn’t pay for it.

Twitter tough guy Faggot Joe thinks he's laying down the law when he blocks someone, like they even noticed. He's actually doing them a favor but he's just too stupid to know it.

Yeah but don’t you know that when he blocks someone that means that they can no longer tweet? Checkmate

Who the fuck cares you nobody.

Remember when the word 'troll' had meaning? It used to refer to someone who annoyed people by pretending to believe something outrageous.

Now thanks to boomers, it's just "someone I don't like." Boomers are so fucking intellectually lazy.

Don’t become a casualty of your own stupidity

This may as well be the tag line to this idiot’s entire life.

An utter (udder?) lack of self-awareness.

Joe really has a tenancy of saying, "GOTCHA!" for absolutely no reason.

Ooh what an exemplar of no-nonsense masculinity! They’ll be forming queues at the Ranch!

Why is Joe trying to sound like he's some hardass drill instructor laying down the law to the new arrivals at some boot camp for juvenile delinquents?

I like how he thinks blocking us is a threat.

Nobody wants to talk to you, stupid.

"user reports: 1: It's personal and confidential information"

You fucking posted this on social media, you moron. Nobody broke in your house and stole it off your wall or hacked you. Get a fucking job.

He's here every day and night reporting posts. He's here more than everyone. He lives here.

No, he sends threats to us and to admins. They stepped in once to remove a Danny post. Otherwise he's topical to the sub and an actual public figure instead of some nobody being targeted and harassed by some jackasses hell-bent on ruining another O&A sub.

He was stupid enough to fuck with KiwiFarms and threatened "Null". Dummy doesn't realize when he did that shit Reddit became the least of his problems.

“Hmm how’s “Cathy” Moon 🤔

That’s right pal, I can google and find your distant relatives. Sorry to scare you but I am NOT to be fucked with.”

-Joe Cumia pretty much

Nah dude Joe quit this sub weeks ago.

Its nice to know he values his time by spending all of it reporting shitposts

His attempts at humor are so forced and bovine.

He seriously thinks following him is some kind if sought after privilege.

You're not famous joe. You've cancelled multiple gigs due to low ticket sales.

Ole joe the wordsmith!

Is "Fucking up" is mentioning the fact that he abandoned his mother to die alone?

What a faggot.

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Is that a punishment or something? What amazing content does he provide? Quick I must subscribe and not fuck up.

He really thought he was crafting an all timer when he wrote “like a purging bulimic”, damn what a genius. Shoulda been the Ope & Joe show if ya ask me