An IED took two of my limbs. I thank god I didn’t get in a fight with my dad after, or I might look like Stav.

29  2019-06-28 by realestassdude

23 comments

I didn’t think there could be a bigger fat piece of shit than Robert Kelly, then I saw Stav.

This is the truth. At least Blob Kelly isn’t ugly on top of being cartoonishly fat. Plus he sometimes makes me laugh. Stav is worthless.

This man definitely has a father who has good opinions about Jews.

Remember Joe's David Brent-like interaction with a fellow motorcycle riding veteran? Or at least the probably bullshit story he wrote on Twitter about it? Nodded to the guys artificial leg "IED?"

Fucking spastic dairy cow.

Joe LARPing as a vet that “gets it” is infuriating.

We can take comfort in the fact that that interaction almost certainly never happened, and amusement in the fact that Joe thought it would make him look good.

There is a slight chance it did. There are a ton of motorcycle clubs for vets across the country. Thanks to Joe’s love of social media, I doubt he is part of one. There is no way he wouldn’t constantly be posting pics of himself playing dress up as his two favorite things at once.

Damn this is perfect

Holy fuck I forgot about that. What. A boomer piece of shit.

Opie is funnier than Stav

U/ichise8 will even agree with this.

Ho ho ho he he he. Also stav is an active pedophile.

Stav and active lmao

Oh my ribs folks. I think my liver just burst, pal.

Stav is fat because his dad hates him, and his dad hates him because Stav is gay.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

"Hey bro, nice stump. I served too. IED?"

"Potato peeler mishap. Watched my buddies die face down in a pool of butter substitute."

"Thank you for your service. God Bless America. Some gave all. Price of honor, power of pride, bro."

Nice flipper, stupid.

Even with an arm and leg, this guy could get more pussy then 90 percent of guys out there.

wrong sub bud

Pretty sure this sub is about hating unfunny people that can’t take jokes.

So, does he attach that other leg to his arm?

Why are you holding another leg instead of an arm? Its really annoying me