Don't make me feel like a /r/PornhubComments unfuckable. She's advertised on every site. And she, Janice Griffith, and Gina Valentina are three whose pasts I'd be willing to overlook.
I really low part of my life was when she was appearing at some club in NYC and if you paid like $1200 a limo would pick you up and you'd get to hang out with her for a few minutes. I almost did it and would have hated myself.
It was sort of written to imply that you'd be able to have sex with her. And, since it was only implied and not explicit, there was NO WAY it was going to happen. But your brain's not thinking right at that point.
I'm curious at what point the regret would really hit me - the second I pre-paid online, or after I left and realized I spent another 300 in the regular part of the club? But there was no way I would wake up the next morning and say, "I feel better now that I did that."
its their future you got to worry about. those there have as many deleted posts about suicide as Jim Norton. Thats the main problem with pornstars, if they are that hot and no guy was willing to marry her before she decided to get gangbanged on camera for money then its pretty clear theyre fucking nuts.
from what i know about them they are also depressing, desperate whores. we just didn't have them on social media back in the 90s.
you're acting like as if Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia weren't just as pathetic 20 years ago when Opie was the only one hearing the sort of shit they post on social media now.
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1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-28
Age.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-28
Where's her dick?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-28
in my pants
1 praise_st_mel 2019-06-28
You should be focused more on the belly button, take notes.
1 bigbird911 2019-06-28
BEEFERS!
1 bigbird911 2019-06-28
Woah I thought I was on my “other” account for a sec.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-28
Butterface, looks kind of like Seth McFarlane but body is 8/9. Nice.
1 Superbad415 2019-06-28
Am I missing a joke or are you just a retard when it comes to your rating system.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-28
What bit's confusing you?
1 Superbad415 2019-06-28
Im gonna have to give you’re brain a 5/14.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-28
Oh, I see where you got muddled up. I meant 8 or 9 for the body, not 8 out of 9, autismo.
1 bigbird911 2019-06-28
Damnit I see Seth McFarlane now..
1 nlst89 2019-06-28
Thanks for helping me out for choosing which pornstar I should jerk off to today.
1 YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-06-28
Who is it?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-28
Dillion Harper.
Don't make me feel like a /r/PornhubComments unfuckable. She's advertised on every site. And she, Janice Griffith, and Gina Valentina are three whose pasts I'd be willing to overlook.
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1 dochattan 2019-06-28
Gina Valentina's scene with Dredd is an all time favorite. The way she starts licking his big, dumb black cock is the hottest shit I've seen.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-06-28
Nice addiction, stupid.
1 dochattan 2019-06-28
Like you're any better. Keep browsing the Reddit of a now 5 year dead radio show, shithead.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-28
Yeah but you're also browsing dead radio show sub and explaining your general lust for black cock on it.
1 dochattan 2019-06-28
Nice comeback, stupid.
1 halfslices 2019-06-28
I really low part of my life was when she was appearing at some club in NYC and if you paid like $1200 a limo would pick you up and you'd get to hang out with her for a few minutes. I almost did it and would have hated myself.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-28
You could have raped her.
1 halfslices 2019-06-28
It was sort of written to imply that you'd be able to have sex with her. And, since it was only implied and not explicit, there was NO WAY it was going to happen. But your brain's not thinking right at that point.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-28
Like I said
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-28
Escorts don't appeal to me, but I know enough to know that if she fucked you for $1200, that's pretty low for a porn star.
1 lowend73 2019-06-28
I'm glad you didn't do that. That would in now way help with depression
1 halfslices 2019-06-28
I'm curious at what point the regret would really hit me - the second I pre-paid online, or after I left and realized I spent another 300 in the regular part of the club? But there was no way I would wake up the next morning and say, "I feel better now that I did that."
1 lowend73 2019-06-28
I would feel shitty as soon as I sat down I the limo and the whole situation hits you at once.
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-06-28
its their future you got to worry about. those there have as many deleted posts about suicide as Jim Norton. Thats the main problem with pornstars, if they are that hot and no guy was willing to marry her before she decided to get gangbanged on camera for money then its pretty clear theyre fucking nuts.
1 DildoRenter 2019-06-28
Today's Lisa Anne and Annie Cruz are depressing, desperate whores anymore.
It's really depressing.
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-06-28
from what i know about them they are also depressing, desperate whores. we just didn't have them on social media back in the 90s.
you're acting like as if Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia weren't just as pathetic 20 years ago when Opie was the only one hearing the sort of shit they post on social media now.
1 therealstinks 2019-06-28
same
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-06-28
Look at that smile. I bet that if you slapped her, she would try to slap you back teasingly.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-06-28
What would she do if you cracked a few of her ribs and then bit her hand?
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-06-28
Probably take video of you looking for your gun.
1 traffich 2019-06-28
Hand you a fresh beer
1 traffich 2019-06-28
While handing you a beer
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-06-28
And cooking you a piece of steak.
Not overcooked or it defeats its own purpose.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-06-28
I bet she'd stab you and giggle as you bled to death
1 lowend73 2019-06-28
Does she enjoy Dick Van Dyke references? Dinosaurs, Bud Light, leech siblings?
1 randomusername8360 2019-06-28
Happy Friday!!!
1 traffich 2019-06-28
Amen and backatcha brothaman
1 rykorotez 2019-06-28
Shes got weird implants. Almost looks like one giant bomb. Not in this gif, but whenever shes topless.
1 ichise8 2019-06-28
id like to lop those off with a pair of hedge clippers, folks. know what im sayin, fellas?
also, opie once inhaled an 8 ft tall pile of child shit in one breath
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-06-28
No one really seems to get out of porn completely sane and grounded. Especially the women...
Wonder why...
1 burlapsack69 2019-06-28
This moon faced bitch makes my dick cry.