REMINDER: Jim Norton had to call multiple sponsors after seeing someone eat a marijuana brownie.

49  2019-06-28 by SextonHardcastle11

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'I called a couple of people'.

We know why. The first sponsor sees Jim's name on his phone and immediately turns it off.

"That Fucking sssssssscumbag wouldn't answer my calls while I was Brooding. I just get so dark man, I don't know, it's a tough one..."

AA meetings must treat Jim Norton like the O&A show treated Bobo

Fucking coward

Jim Norton is an insufferable piece of shit. Anthony Cumia is a racist, women beating, pedophile, hypocritical, presumptuous, nigger rich wop, and yet the hate in my heart for him is so minor compared to the hate I have for Jim

I want to kill him so bad

Someone was taking Vicks-44D and I smelled alcohol....and I went to a really dark place. That sick bastard motherfucked me.

There has to be a way to get LSD or shrooms into this fucking guy. It would be so funny if Jim's trying to do the shitshow and all of a sudden reality starts warping around him

all of a sudden reality starts warping around him

He was in love with a married dude/Norwegian Cam Whore who he referred to as his girlfriend....I'd say his reality has been warped for a while.

I want to snap his neck like a chicken's.

Jim thinks AA itself is anonymous. What a fucking hateable faggot. Loathsome wormy cocksucker (literally).

It's actually astonishing how anonymous it isn't. I'm pretty sure the first words anyone said to me my first time going there was a guy introducing himself and asking my name.

ITwo days bedore Thanksgiving, I went to a meeting for the time at a particular group. The chapter leader invited all the newbies to Thanksgiving dinner at her house with her family. That's no very anonymous.

It actually seems like a nice gesture though.

Did you ask her family is she was a fun drink or an angry drunk

He thinks its Fight Club

"Who cut your hair?" - some black guy to Sam. Gotta nigga's ribs hurting.

I love how Jim thinks the actual group itself is supposed to be anonymous. Like it's a big secret those quitters in AA exist.

He can't even get fake mad right.

I'd say there's a good chance he's never actually been to a meeting.

Apparently in the AA book it says something along those lines. Some retarded logic about mentioning that you're a recovering alcoholic in a group of recovering alcoholics to another drunk is bragging that you're better than them. So you're just supposed to say that there's a group that can help them. It's idiotic secret club bullshit.

I've been to AA, NA, and Alateen meetings as a kid because my stupid dad and uncles lives pretty much revolved around being sober, and basically the thing is to not out someone that was at a meeting or talk about stuff that was discussed in the meeting outside of it. Basically, who and what is discussed in the meeting stays stays there. I've never read their stupid handbooks, though, so I'll take your word on that part.

Jim won't even say he's in AA, he thinks that's the "anonymous" part, that you can't talk about going to meetings.

Yeah cause addicts get triggered by brownies.

Fucking idiot.

And yet he'll sit by while ant drinks gallons of bud light and liquor and not have any problem with it. It's almost like Jim's "addictions" and "problems" are all self diagnosed bullshit that he whines about for attention. Or something.

No.. You just dont understand the deep addiction that comes from drinking 4 wine coolers one night when you were 17 years old.

You talkin about my nigga toast? Sheeeiit, he had a lot more than a couple wine coolers that night. He even took a hit off the blunt. That kid really knew how to get lit. Although it did get out of hand when he made that prank phone call. I couldn’t hang around him any,ore after that. Got too dark for me.

I hate him so fuckin much. Has sex with gay men and plays chicken with aids but a pot brownie makes him panic.

He's terrified of drugs and alcohol, except for the anti-AIDS pills he pops after paying a Scandinavian he/she prostitute to rapine and plunder his asshole into complete uselessness. Jim's taken more dirty loads in the back than a tandem dump truck.

Jim at his most bitchiest

i always thought when they freaked out and giggled at anyone criticizing them was cringey as hell