We aren’t your friends either so complain to someone else, faggot

No suggestions, you don’t need friends. I don’t have any it’s not a big deal.

Church.

Opienanthony.com that's literally all that weird instant message board they have consists of.

A shotgun barrel

It's literally why therapists exist. To listen to assholes whine about their problems when no one else will.

This guy makes a good point

If you post on reddit for any reason you have nothing to complain about, you disgusting stupid faggot.

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Have you considered quitting drink/drugs for a bit. I started penning a sarcastic bragging about my life reply, but for real dude, I'll bet your getting fucked up all the tike is 80/90% of the problem

Because its the case for most of the people here, so there was an element of educated guesswork, but its generally the case that people in your situation try to pour alcohol and drugs on their worst qualities so they can ignore them. Sometimes taking a break can allow you to make a literal sober accounting of yourself and figure out what a cunt you've been, ansmd ways to fix it.

Getting fit does help, but thats something for later down the road. But going for walks can be nice just so your metabolism doesn't shut down. Healthy body healthy mind and all

Ya like ice cream doc?

You should just take heroin and have a nice warm bath then.

Nice practical, useful advice, faggot.

then they arent your friends dumb dumb

meet new people you havent alienated yet with your bad life choices

I considered sending this to Mark Normand, but I don't know anything about comedians reading emails. I'll put it here instead.

> Seinfeld story gave me a legitimate nightmare.

>I had heard it 2 or 3 times before, but I fell asleep with a playlist on. In real life you were regaling Jim and Sam and others, and my brain processed it however it did. In the dream we were walking and you were talking, and we ended up in a bar. There was a celebrity in the bar, then the celebrity turned into the bar owner. I sat down in his VIP section or whatever, because he was sitting there in anticipation of entertaining you. Me not so much. He started giving me evil unwelcome looks and before long he was chasing me out with a gun. Then I drove home from New York and 5 blocks from home cops stopped me. Apparently I had been drinking. All I wanted to do was go home and sleep after a bad day but now I had to go get processed and lose my license and go to jail. The weird thing is I've never gotten in trouble driving. But it was like I just knew, man this is gonna suck. I wanted to die and started thinking of how to do it, literally while dreaming.

At best I hoped he'd laugh at my patheticness.

Nice script treatment, stupid.

ME ME ME

We get it

Is there a chance you reek?

Are you fat? Do you take care of yourself?

just fuck a really dumb girl. get your shit straight, knothead motherfucker

Are you fat and/or do you stink?

Maybe stop acting like Jim Norton.

There are YouTube videos about how to be more likable and have charisma. I haven’t watched them but maybe try those.