I knew it was a lie. Nobody would find him because nobody would be looking.

i think the only two things that would alert anyone to his passing would be a dramatic public suicide or the smell of months old AIDS-riddled corpsejuice emanating from his lonely apartment

I'm hoping he falls out the high-rise somehow.. where's Troy Quan?

Probably posing just so in front of some ugly mural painted on a brick wall somewhere like he's not a 50 year old man.

I lived in a building where someone with AIDS died and no one noticed for 2 months. Half the building was quarantined because of this motherfucker

This is why we need government monitoring in our home. This would have never happened if smart devices were recording and listening to him. They could have notified police and paramedics immediately.

Yea, I did. There finally would be something new to talk about here

I thought he died laughing at a Rich Vos set at Mcgooby's.

Rats

Oh no! Right after the gym reordered large cups!

How did we ever like a guy who would actually complain about that out loud on the radio for an hour

Only what's in his pants(ies) is dead.