Question: Does the Opester have a nice piece, or is it really like a stack of dimes?

4  2019-06-27 by schmuckOnWheels

I'm hearing conflicting reports. Photographic proof is required.

15 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-27

Have you not seen the pic on the beach where you can very clearly see the outline of a cock with the same dimensions as a tallboy of Colt .45?

1  ichise8 2019-06-27

when that picture was taken, the opesters piece was coated, balls to tip, with child feces. this has been 100% confirmed

1  gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-06-27

did anyone give this cornball his fucking flair yet? mods. a little service would ya?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-27

Oh yeah, this guy. The leading authority on who's funny yet never says anything funny himself. You're like an Al Madrigal.

1  Poo-U 2019-06-27

Receipts?

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-27

I always thought someone from here photoshopped that piece, until i saw the actual tweet linked here. Holy. Fuck.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-27

It'sdecent but not pretty. The pinkness and circumcision take away from the overall look. Big enough to satisfy but it's not gon paralyze you or make you bleed. 7 out of 10 cat heart eye emojis.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-27

Did you actually manage to get an Opie piece-pic? If so, I demand that you show me immediately.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-27

Sorry babe he demanded I be discreet about it 🙊

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-06-27

Are you fucking cheating on me with The Opester?? You never rated my ghost pecker on an emoji scale. If little King Orenthal James Abedewalei Zewtidu Selassi Vigoda VIII is born a redheaded potential model you are absolutely getting your head dunked in the sump pump.

1  daveyistheman 2019-06-27

Shut the fuck up queer.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-06-27

"Lotta problems in that womb."

1  HollandJimmy 2019-06-27

Girth of a Pepsi can, brotherman

1  Sternacthegreat 2019-06-27

Rumor has it he fucked Roe Cumia into senility. Her last coherent words were "Bigger than Mookie".

1  daveyistheman 2019-06-27

AnthO has the bigger of the tools.