now let me reference a tranny shitting joke to display my intellect and depth

Reminder: Jim referenced “AIDS piss” as if it was something that could give a person AIDS.

He has no intellect, depth, originality, or loyalty.

He also twitches around like post-spin city Michael J fox.

It's the only thing he's done that's made me laugh in the last 15 years tbh.

No, he'll be too busy re telling the "plunger in the latrine" joke for the 97th time.

Haven't most of his girlfriends married hugely successful men since Jim? Isn't one of them a fucking princess now?

Jim is a fucking princess now. If only he’d married Prince Allen he’d be certifiable queen.

He's been a queen since he held his breath underwater and let the neighbourhood bully micturate in his mouth.

"Girlfriends"

lol the tranny cam girl princess alena? pretty sure he just calls him that as a pet name

I want to bite Kelsey cook's chubby arms.

I want to bite her chubby tits

Genuinely

Imagine marrying a girl who fucked Jim Norton...

Haha. These women would not stoop to that level.

Yeah but Jordan Peele did. You'd think with all those Get Out dollars he could do better than big-nose Paretti

Maybe black director finally found a white woman that would defecate on his chest. To bad he didn't wait a year or two because after the oscar he could probably have a white 10 shitting in his mouth instead of a Jew 3.

She got super fat too.

She's one of these women like Silverman that talk a big game too, but I bet she's just a lump in bed.

A lump in his bed and a lump on his chest. Just how Jordan likes it.

Dave "Who?" Smith and the other guy have lots of advantages over Norton when it comes to attracting a female partner. Perhaps the most important one is that they're actually sexually attracted to women.

Imagine getting cucked by Dave Smith lol

The free market wants Jim to be cucked by Dave. Libertas man

I genuinely wasn’t crying. I would tell you if I was.

He would tell us, I believe him

Why'd he cry again on a livestream?

One of our great shortcomings was not recording this moment.

His local smoothie store stopped offering a medium sized green juice.

His career is over. All of his comedian "friends" passed him by. All of the girls he lust over end up friendzoning him. He's doing a mediocre show with a glorified intern.

Get the rope, Jim. It's time.

How dare you call Sam Roberts, The Last Professional Broadcaster ^TM, a glorified intern? He's currently the most successful person associated with O&A history ^{which is the saddest thing I can imagine.}

Are you talking about that faggot cocksucker who wears his own unsold merchandising in public at manchildren events ? Fuck him deep in his boney ass.

When his next special drops, you’ll eat your words. It will have a title that references gay sex and will contain the same jokes he’s been doing since 1999 and he’ll probably rant about the Sandusky scandal and “what faggots we are in this country.”

You’ll see.

He just started making Kid Rock Jokes, maybe by 2030 we’ll have Sandusky jokes

Norton couldn't even beat a political science bore.

Fuck him. I want my $50 back fucking chiseling piece of shit. Go suck a cock under the porch fucking queer.

I find it hilarious that Lauren tried to hide her chin in every photo she posted after we made fun of it.

She's much hotter than we give her credit for. And yes, she looks like Mac Tonight

Die alone

Ouch.

I love this character, 'Dying Alone Jim'.

Kelsey Cook financé looks like the retarded rapper from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Lil Kev is a a real one !

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his eyes and nose are so handsome and fit on his face so nicely

Is she always hiding that gargantuan chin?

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