Reminder:Anthony Cumia pretends to be conservative despite being a degenerate in the following ways
35 2019-06-27 by ElFaporino
Biting women
creep pictures of whores
beating retards
hanging out with sex offenders
grooming underage girls
losing his ability to own weapons
supporting his leech brother for his entire life
banging a retards sisters
22 comments
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-06-27
Sounds like he fits right in
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-06-27
He jerked off with his cousin's panties on his face.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-06-27
Then made her sit on his lap and touched her inappropriately while he told her about it on a live broadcast.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-27
He's an online conservative. He comments on internet stories as a "conservative" but he doesn't live his actual life as one. He doesn't really care about "law and order", fiscal and personal responsibility or any real conservative principles, he just enjoys "owning libs" on his computer.
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-27
yuup, those goddamn libs are such degenerates, but he gets wasted and ripped on pills and beats up a retard (who he got drunk)
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-06-27
Anthony's retarded "belief system" isn't rooted in "conservatism" at all. It's more of a meme and racism-based post-modern ironic cynicism where everything is a big goof and his youth is idealized and romanticized as a time when "everything was so much better". Anthony doesn't care about "politics" at all, at least not in any way that has any sort of tangible impact on his life, he just likes to make snarky quips to generate "likes" and stoke his own narcissism.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2019-06-27
Wasn't he vaguely anti-Bush back in the day as well?
1 LengthyChode 2019-06-27
He was very pro war though, as was Jim. Jim went overseas to perform for the troops and acts like he did a tour in Iraq.
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-06-27
Bobo deserved that beating.
It’s the one thing Ant has done that I appreciate.
1 VowedMalice 2019-06-27
didn't he smoke crack with his mom?
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-06-27
No idiot it was freebase!
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-27
Most "conservatives" seem like degenerates who are just too scared to own their degeneracy.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-27
For the love of god, don't forget his vibrating egg!
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-06-27
He's not a conservative nor a libertarian. He's a puffed and reckless libertine.
1 Persianschlong 2019-06-27
sounds like Roy Moore and Gingrich
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-27
Ants more like Roy Cohn
1 Kawaii_Fuhrer 2019-06-27
He bought a mentally I'll boy tit implants in exchange for the boy fucking ant in his ass
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-27
Nice I'llness, stupid
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-27
Ronnie B said it best: It's not that you are conservative, you just hate liberals.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-27
Bingo. He has no real thoughts or overarching beliefs other than if libs like it he hates it. It’s why he shit on Alex Jones for years but as soon as mr gay frogs went agains the libs Anth was butt buddies with him.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-27
Most of us felt the same way back in their hayday.
1 tjdon 2019-06-27
Right wingers are all sexually repressed degenerates. They just don’t want other people to do anything fun.