Hernan Cortez the A/C Repair man

You missed his joke by a mile, ya big fat pig.

And Opie derailing with Instant Feedback to end the segment. Classic.

If you think he would be alive, not in prison and employed you're crazy.

Well, he's in his 60's now. My guess is he would be on disability for some bullshit thing.

There's no way he would still be employed.

Probably homeless and on food-stamps.

He wouldn't have hair plugs...he'd just be bald Tony Cumia, the AC repairman from some shitty part of Long Island

Probably still be married to that old cunt with 2 kids too

Bald Tony Cumia, Jet Ski Enthusiast

He'd look better bald

H-hack

Absolutely not. That dude has a good family, hard worker, job ain’t much but it’s honest work. Has a drink now and then, never touched a benzo in his life. He’ll retire and live out his days in contentment.

Is that Ray Liotta?

They would never let him handle those expensive indoor units. They’d have the old worthless fag putting in insulation in the attic

Exactly. No way They’d let him anywhere near a ductless minisplit, offbramd or not.

He'd never have been able to leave his wife without money so he'd reek of cat shit and Marlboro lights, add that to the 3-5 times he would have been caught sneaking into some little girls room to smell her panties and he would absolutely have been fired and panhandling by now. He'd be hungover by the freeway trying to sell newspapers to Long Island black thugs as they laughed at him.

This is a simple but unavoidable truth. If he'd just been bald Tony the HVAC installer, he would have continued smoking after heart attack #1, had heart attack #2 and died in his 40s.

Not even. Anthony had no real skill with the actual mechanical or electrical workings of HVAC units.

He was a duct installer. 100% labor, 0% training or thinking job.

Is there any reason to be exclusively a sheet metal worker if you are non-union?

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It was one of the funniest things when he told a story of “another guy” falling through the ceiling while installing a duct.

Actually it should be a picture of a man sleeping in a utility van instead of working. Somehow he thinks he’s better than a “lazy bigger” but in truth he’s no different.

After 7 DUI’s he’d be riding his huffy to the local Dollar General for his cushy part-time gig.

That guy doesn't look like a faggot though

That man looks like he wants to do a good job and help his customer and then go home and not sexually prey upon children.

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Anthony would’ve broke thru somehow without Opie, his talent is too great. Opie was just a Johnnie on the spot

You're showing a man working. Ant is neither a man, nor has he ever actually worked.

Without Anthony Opie'd be Morning Zoo. He even reverted back to the fake laughing when it became Opie Radio.

Apollo would have fired him as soon as his rabbi moved on or got fired. He was the world’s worst employee. Always late, constantly drunk after work and never finished a job on his own. He was like the bosses son except his dad was unemployed and drunk all the time too.

I wouldn't trust Tranth to install my mini-splits.

Anthony was a day laborer. Its an insult to HVAC techs everywhere that he is referred to as one.