Greetings to you friend

26  2019-06-27 by StentFeznor

My name is Joseph Cumia of the Compound East. I am writing to you for a business venture I very much hope you will say yes to.

My brother is a wealthy businessman living near the great city of Manhattan with 8.5 millions of people. However many LIBTARDS are persecuting him for his age of consent beliefs and he wishes to flee before they ILLEGALLY put him in prison. He has USD15,000,000 (US$15M) which is being held by his housekeeper's husband.

He is unable to access his money until a SUBSCRIPTION is taken out through his business of Compound Media. I would like you to take out a subscription and when he has the subscription MONEY he will offer to share with you 20% of the total sum of USD15M for your assistance. I hope you will do so.

Please I wish to urgently access this money without delay as my daughter is already late for SCHOOL this very minute. Contact me immediately at my email: [email protected]

Do not delay. Many many people want to get his money before it is all gone.

Your humble friend, Joseph Cumia Mayor of Compound East

5 comments

I only just realized manhattan only has a population of 1.665 million. I'm sure everyone else concluded that months before me, but holy fuck, that's two errors in the first fucking sentence. Ha ha ha holy shit.

2 errors in the first sentence despite having had employed two ghost-writers. Everything Nana touches or is associated with turns to shit.

Carol is the secretary of CumPound Yeast

Nah she squirted it all out

Ok ya got me, I expressed mirth audibly.