GOD IS SO STUUUUUPID!!!! RELIGION IS SO SILLY!!! I'M AN AFFFIEST GET IT?!?!?!?!

76  2019-06-26 by Jim-sucks-shit

80 comments

Genius!

:long loud high pitched cackle with way more energy than the joke called for:

It's the biting topical satire I come here for!

Anybody listened to his new(ish) Sirius show? I keep meaning to.

Its really really shit. He's got unfunny UK comics so they don't even seem to know what audience to aim it at and there seems to be no direction

Don;t standups in UK just get on stage and say polite things about the Goverment? Isn't that what they do over thurr?

Hah that was actually pretty good, made my lunch break a bit more tolerable and my Brit-o-phobia less severe, and for that, I thank you.

yes they love our right leaning brexit supporting goverment.

Does the US government even lean right? Has it ever? Are GWB and Drumpf 'right wing'? Seems like they just go with the flow.

right leaning brexit supporting goverment.

Are you from the future?

I mean even now with them unable to agree the exact terms of brexit from their pov they are brexit minded. Mind you so is the far left of The J.C but he's having to pretend he isn't to not lose the London vote

True. It could be argued that there hasn't really been a right wing government in the UK since Thatcher. Although Blair was pretty close. More so than "Call me Dave" anyway.

I said right leaning not right wing for a reason.

Kiss me

Only if you lift your leg up behind you when I do.

No, that would be gay.

I wish I could impersonate his laugh.

no you don't

I’m English and French , so I’m an Uber Fag!

Same. Wanna kiss ?

I meant Ricky is

French from Canada.

I think that's called Canadian.

They are specific about “French” Canadian and in Quebec they refer to all English speakers “the English”

That's the illegal taxi app

Nice non-white London and Paki rape gangs, stupid

"Believe in God, do you? An invisible man in the sky? Are you stupid?"

High quality comedy from dribblemouth.

He was literally the one person to fail at monotenizing the 2006 Atheist movement.

Nice monetizing, stupid

Or, perhaps, nice monotonizing, stupid? Either way, he’s stupid.

As loyal a friend to Louis CK as the worm?

Office and Extras are two of the greatest things ever, can't find anything he's done since that's on that level.

Stephen. Merchant.

Agreed.

I never appreciated him because of the XFM show and because Ricky was more in the spotlight but this is so true. Without him Ricky has produced maudlin rubbish that isn't funny.

Oggie!

Or the idiot savant of comedy Karl Pilkington. Ricky knows how to cash in on other people's talent.

Karl was in that show where Ricky was cosplaying as a retarded man but that still didn't make it funny.

Was it even a comedy? The premise didn't interest me at all. Still when I look it up seems like it got pretty good reviews as well as a couple golden globes and Emmy nominations.

Yeah it was a gay happy feel-good show so I'm sure plenty of middle-aged women thought it funny and cute. There's a couple of funny parts but it's overshadowed by the extremely gay style of show that it is, trying to pull at your heartstrings over a rich fat man pretending to be a mental midget in an old folks home.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured. Seeing his cringy mongoloid impression in the previews put me off but but it's exactly the type of role that critics will say they love even if they hated it.

Militant atheists who parott those fucking socially retarded wierdos Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins etc are the absolute worse.

Spouting off about reason and logic, how people of faith are stupid while they live at home at 29 and don't work and rely on their parents.

Complete fucking losers, every single one.

“Hah, I don’t believe in your so-called “God.” proceeds to write a 2,500 word screed on religion, a topic that apparently has no effect on his life

These fucking keyboard atheist warriors really have no social graces or real life experiences at all. Nobody thinks you are smart because you don't believe in God. Nobody cares if you don't or if you think I shouldn't.

Omg hes just like Cumia.

But with money and fame

Nice boomer take.

What you fail to realize is that in this moment I am euphoric, not because of any phony god's intelligence, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence

Eh?

What's brilliant is how since the movement peaked in 2006, it's no longer PC to hate on religion. They really fucked themselves beautifully

If you go after Christians and tie it into the gay rights movement you can get away with some stuff. Islam you can't. Even though they're the only ones that throw fags off roofs.

Mashallah

رمي بعيدا مثليون جنسيا ، إن شاء الله.

They actually triggered a resurgence in religious interest because they're so gay and retarded.

"It's INSANE that you believe this magic sky god fairy tale."

"I don't."

"BUT YOU DO. It's a MIND VIRUS."

"That's not what my faith is."

"BUT IT IS!"

It's as retarded as "But if you don't believe in God, where do you get your morals from?". Horseshoe theory in full effect.

one is mockery and the other is a question. At least the question can lead to some common understanding. It is retarded but not for the reason you imply (that its just a bad question, it really isn't, could be worded better but its reasonable)

my problem with it is that when christians ask that question is that it is often hypocritical, they take values they themselves find important and then apply them to christianity and make their own version of it, using christianity only as an authority instead of a guide. They make their own personal jesus, they'll say shit like "thats not jesus i know, i know the lgbt-friendly/black/white etc... jesus". They are just following their own self-decided morals and using christianity as a justification for it. Then gasp at the idea that someone isn't adhering to divine command or natural theology. Obviously not all do but the more politically driven types are more prone to it (left or right).

They are both done in a way to judge and entirely dismiss someone. It's not just a 'question'.

how you avoid falling into moral subjectivism is a legitimate question especially when the poster child for atheism (Nietzsche) declares objective truth impossible. It not dumb for dismissal (as the original one was) its dumb for hypocrisy.

I will fight for anyone to worship whoever the fuck they want. As long as you stay out of politics and government with you're larping. If you don't get your larpers to stay out of politics expect a big blowback.

Militant atheism. You sound retarded but I will fight for you to worship whatever you want. Leave us the fuck out of it. The only reason people are getting pissed is because assholea like yourself not stopping them from joining church and state.

You are no different than any fundi larper.

Suck my dick you boomer retard.

Nobody likes an Evangelical anything.

He sucks. But him making fun of Karl Pilkington is great content.

DON'T TALK SHIT.

Karl: coughs
Ricky: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA

He should be put to death for that annoying obnoxious laugh.

Its very brave to be a christian atheist. He doesn't say much about that one religion with all the terror attacks.

"English comics think that they're 5 years ahead when they're really 10 years behind."

Im Atheist but these ones make me sick. Making the center of their life for something they dont believe in while ironically creating cults of personality of people like dawkins.

Atheists and religious people have to band together to fight the real enemy of science now...the 100+ gender crowd.

I fucking hate this nigger

A MAGIC SKY DADDY WHO GRANTS WISHES INNIT? AAAAAAWWWHHHHH HAAAAAH HAAHA HAAAAAAA THAT'S WOT IT IS ROIGHT?

SO YER TELLING ME THAT WHEN YA DIE YA GO TO HEAVEN IS THAT IT? AND IF YOU DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AT LEAST ONCE A DAY AND MUMBLE SOMETHING YOU’RE GOING TO HELL? HAAAA HAHAHAHA. WHAT IF I PUT ME HANDS TOGETHER AND TELL GOD TO FUCK OFF? AM I THE ANTICHRIST AND THAT? HAAA HAHAHAHA.

Damn I hate how you took my bit and made it genius, that is precisely what he would say.

I really like Gervais but that show where he played a retard was the most cringeworthy try hard shit I've ever seen.

Jay Mohrs impression of Gervais and Louis was pretty great.

Not really. He cried like a bitchy woman.

Oh ok I guess that makes the clip not funny at all then.

Ricky and Jay Mohr ruin everything. Faggot.

You seem well adjusted. "Mohr acted like a fag one time so everything he does is automatically not funny" queer.

Mohr acts like a faggot and is literally a faggot all the time and you're a faggot for liking him.

So glad it isn’t that shitty picture of him crucifying himself when he thought he was in decent shape. I cringe so hard at that.

Oh yeah smarty pants? Than who put the moon there?