Kreeps without Kids

104  2019-06-25 by SibHashian13

28 comments

Any 50 year old without a kid is a creep by default.

what if the kid died? Or does that make them extra creepy because of their weird dead kid?

Yes

Did the kid die valiantly during a soundbar heist?

If your child is dead you should join him in the afterlife ASAP. He's just a kid, he'll get lost over there.

it's creepy if they saved all their shit and maintained their room exactly as it was when they died

The press used to refer to things like them as "confirmed bachelors" back in the 1950s.

Can you believe it ladies? They are 100% single!

Here comes Tony Cummings and his close companion and roommate "Little" Jimmy Norton. These two get up to all kinds of hijinks in their West Hollywood bachelor pad but are both content to play the field until they find the right gal.

Oh, they’ve both had more kids than anyone else on the show

sad, but true.

Pathetic if true.

Funny thing I they think it's cool when in reality it's sad and they are likely impotent

Every single one of Jim's sex stories starts with him not being able to "get a rod"

heh heh he's like a wacky sex guy

That's because he was talking about situations with real women and he's a poofter. For Prince Alan he probably could've hung wet towels off his "rod."

he didn't need one with Alan, he was catching.

Jim's problems stem from his addiction to the tubes which make him red eye and bleary every morning after hours-long edging sessions.

How much money do you need for an hour with Jim?

Kreeps Kuddling Kids. The modern klan.

They used to call them homosexuals

These two make me desperate to adopt a traditional lifestyle. I can't imagine anything worse than being a single 60 year old trying to live the bachelor lifestyle with no legacy. These two are genetic dead-ends... and that's a good thing.

1-877-Kreeps without kids.

K-R-E-E-P-S without Kids...donate your child today.

that's kreeps with a KKK

Type of guys who would buy your daughter an iPad as a guarantee to fuck when they become legal.

Jim is worse. have the balls to make an excuse to not go to a wedding rather than bring a porn star who doesn't like you or your coworker who doesn't really like you either.

Keeps full of Kum

More like Kreeps that aren't allowed within 50 feet of kids.

Nice cake day, stupid