Anthony Cumia and SelfCuttingGirl (Redux)

97  2019-06-25 by poachedload

There was an updated version that had more information than this. If you have that info post in the comments. I'll be checking for dead links, but most were archived.

This centers around the SelfCuttingGirl catfish story, in which a 40 year old man fooled Anthony, and many others, into believing he was a 14 year old girl. Read that post here. Also, keep in mind that this is who these people thought they were communicating with.

"The Hunter" is Jordan Hembrough (seen here with DJ Whoo Kid and E-Rock) and the other girl-friend mentioned is shelbys__tweets; who claims to have turned 18 in late 2016, which would have made her around 13 or 14 when all of this was going down. I find it hard to believe that this is a real person, but that doesn't matter. It's worth mentioning that this is one of the "real girls" Anthony brings up when discussing the reveal on the show. Anthony still follows this girl on twitter, btw, or at least he did before he was banned.

We'll start at the end and then double back to when Jordan Hembrough, a TV show host in his 40's, decided it was appropriate to contact what he believed to be a 14 year old girl, make inappropriate comments, take her on as a pseudo employee, and make even more inappropriate jokes that would make even Chip cringe (It's like an Army joke). Oof. Here is Hembrough's appearance on the O&A Aftershow with Sam Roberts. He shows up 5 minutes into the show. You probably noticed a reference to Penn Jilette in there, too. Apart from Anthony and Jordan, Penn was one of the most publicly engaging celebrities.

Now here's the old O&A gang discussing the fact that they'd been had. The more I listen to this the more I notice how panicked everyone sounds. High-pitch Jimmy denies knowing anything about her while also claiming that he knew she was really a he all along, Opie kinda knows something, but not as much as everyone else, and Anthony tries to frame the conversation in a way that emphasizes how much of a creep this guy is for pretending to be an underage girl, despite the fact that he had been grooming "her" for well over a year.

Yeah, about that: Here's an old thread full of information. Linked threads: first and second. Here's Anthony denying that he'd ever been catfished in the first place & the thread. Remember ApologyGirl21? This is her. It's possible that this girl is one of the "real friends" that Ant was complaining about opening up to SelfCuttingGirl, too. Here's the thread where Ant deletes his denial. Here's Anthony claiming that he bought SelfCuttingGirl a macbook because he's a charitable fellow. Here's Ant's 17 year old girlfriend, ApologyGirl21, being used to lure in more strays and Ant offering SelfCuttingGirl room and board.

Here's a section of a blog post by Melissa Statten, one of Anthony's ex's, entitled: Trophy Wife aka My Life With A Shock Jock & the full version, which discusses her finding out that he had saved this 14 year old girl's Amazon wishlist "because she's a fan of the show and she's cute". Here's Anthony publicly thumbing his nose at his ex for getting upset that he's purchasing gifts for what he believed to be a 14 year old girl. Here's a bonus clip of Melissa Statten exposing Tranthony Cumio as a ladyboy lover and the thread. I should probably clarify why the Sue Lightning/tranny stuff is relevant...This is why.

The reason I haven't posted any direct communications between Anthony and this "girl" is because at some point during the whole hullabaloo of Ant admitting that he was catfished, then claiming that the catfished story never happened, him saying she was just a girl who the guys on the show retweeted, then claiming that he bought her things because he's a charitable guy, and even going so far as to pretend that SelfCuttingGirl was his niece at one point...he decided to wipe his entire twitter account the same way he wiped his Vine account. Bonus: His reaction to the Vine likes. The only problem with wiping your account clean is that all of the @ mentions are still there. There are some speculative things. I'm not sure what to make of that. I don't know who that message was sent to, but there's enough left over to paint a picture of what was really going on. Plus, you'd be a fool to not take the man at his word.

A few more instances:

  • Anthony brings child porn to play on the show.

  • Anthony creeps out some teenage girls by taking pictures of them in a restaurant. Archived photo and Tweets.

  • Here he his taking a creepshot of a girl who couldn't have been more than 8 years old.

  • Another round of 'How young would you go' where Anthony "jokes" about having sex with 9 year olds. He later changes his answer to 15.

  • There's his friendship with Kurt Love, the sex offender who was sent to prison for sodomizing a 12 year old.

  • Here's Anthony drooling over Bobo's underage sister and a thread where former producer for O&A, Danny (/u/TheBlueAwning), claims that convicted pedophile, Kurt Love aka Jeffery Hollander, brought Bobo's then 16 year old sister and a friend over to Anthony's house for a pool party. Link and archive link of the thread where he delivers with the photo that corroborates his story. Here's Anthony's response to Danny (1hr35mins) and Danny's response to the response, in which Danny alleges that Anthony digitally penetrated a 14 year old girl in his home theater room. Archive link.

  • Anthony drooling over the 13 year old cash me outside girl. Taken from TACS 537 1:12:00. He filed a copyright claim on the latter for obvious reasons, but the thread is still up. Edit: A little snippet of the kinds of things he was saying.

  • In 2006 Ant did an impression of a guy defending his own pedophilia, he later went on to repeat those words but in defense of himself.

  • He referred to Roman Polanski as a hero for anally raping a 13 year old girl.

  • E-Rock and Opie lied to Olympic gymnast Mikayla Mirony, then 17, for a disturbing bit on the show. What makes this even more egregious on their part is that it took place after Anthony had caused a Twitter shit storm by Tweeting about breaking Mikayla's hymen. Some of the Tweets, which were all sent before this bit, are saved in this article.

  • On August 14, 2018 it was discovered that former O&A producer, Erik Nagel, made a comment in a thread titled "What should have stayed in Vegas, but didn't?" on /r/AskReddit about a former co-worker. He wrote, "An ex co-worker of mine got blackout drunk and wouldn't stop trying to pick up this young teen in front of her family. Her father almost fought him, but an off-duty police officer stepped in and convinced the guy to get upstairs and go to bed." Within a couple of hours of this admission being posted to /r/opieandanthony Erik wiped his account history and created two new posts in an attempt to make it look like the account was owned by someone else. There have been rumors circulating that Erik would be joining Anthony's podcast network in some capacity prior to this happening, which would explain his panic. Update: Piggy Boy now has a show on Cumia's platform.

  • This is a Periscope video taken by his ex, Dani Brand (Golightly), in which she says that the only reason Anthony bought a drone was to look at middle school girls. In the video he can be seen hovering the drone over the local middle school and junior high school.

  • Here's Anthony saying that he would only watch iCarly to jerk off. Jimmy seriously asks what's wrong with him. There's no joke there.

  • Another instance of him commenting on how hot he finds a teenage girl.

  • In this clip Anthony insinuates that if he had become a carnival worker he would have statutory rape charges all across America for sleeping with 14 year olds.

  • There's the whole 'Ant goes to prom' bit, too. Part 1 and Part 2.

  • Here's a clip of him saying that a 14 year old prostitute on Maury is "completely, legitimately fuckable".

  • Bill Burr says that Anthony has The Neverland Ranch for someone who doesn't molest kids and Anthony replies with, "...Little do you know."

  • Here he is admitting to finding the sexual abuse of women arousing and here he is taking photos of a passed out girl and posting them to Twitter.

  • Here he is flat out admitting that he slept with a 14 year old when he was 21...or 18? Either way, it's illegal.

  • This is possibly a reference to the same girl. This time he says that he was dating a 15 year old when he was 19 years old.

SelfCuttingGirl's ask.fm page and a few answers. The questions are anonymous, obviously, but I feel this also helpts to paint a fuller picture of the relationship between Cumia and what he thought was a 14 year old girl.

41 comments

Christian Conservative values.

Thank you for your service

I take it you enjoyed your onion rings. Hope you don’t have a Jesus crisis while tipping.

All jokes aside , he is a vile mother fucker who needs to put put away

one day brother, one day

I'm starting to get the feeling that this Anthony Cumia guy might be kind of a creep.

Hang on, now. Joseph "The Deceptive Little Bovine" Cumia says these allegations are untrue, and who you gonna believe? A mountain of evidence, or a Veteran of The Cola Wars and a father of 12?

Stickied because Anthony and his brother have been busy reporting a ton of posts, and Nick DiPaolo told people to ignore "lies" about Anthony, who's obviously desperate for any form of advertisers, subscribers, and talent on CP Media.

Nick wants to cast his lot with this fucking animal? Now I'm suspicious of him too. Any idea what he's been up to lately?

Georgia is notorious for not investigating the disappearance of young black girls. I suspect he's raping and killing them.

Aiien seems like a christian name, I'll trust your story

Imagine denying mountains of evidence that your friend is a creep because you share the same political opinions. I like Nick, but he's lost the plot.

Or he’s evidence.

I started at the timestamp and I've been listening for 3 minutes with no mention of Ant. What is this retard shit?

Shut up

Nick still backs Owen Benjamin. I think Nick is desperate for friends.

Italian Pedophiles stick together.

There's no way they could; too greasy

He's always been a total piece of shit. How could you ever have concluded otherwise?

The last thing I saw of DiPaolo is him getting teary eyed over Redbar making some light jokes at him.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Joe Cumia pays the neighborhood children to spit in his mouth.

It's important to keep this in mind. That's the key to all of this

It's like poetry: it rhymes.

Joe is a stupider character than we've ever had in the sub.

Age.

I know this sub is back at full strength when deep dive posts like this get made again.

Officially P. F. G.

Hey Anthony One day this will all come out, hopefully you'll be dead by then but I can promise you. I and more than 100 people will make sure your legacy is ruined, you pocked face, pissy eyed pedophile

IMO the really fucked-up aspect of Ant's pedo fetish is the way he sort of gloats about it, like he has the balls to say out loud what "every guy" is thinking. Just like how he took a teenager to his class reunion because he thought it'd impress everyone.

That's how we'll put him behind bars

I hope this asshole is brutally thrown in a ditch someday. Used to be so funny years ago, but I don't give a shit now.

This would all be very convincing evidence, if 3/4 of these links actually still worked....

90% of the links are to archive links, which are all active. No idea what you're complaining about.

FAKE NEWS!!!

Anthony is a pile of dog shit with extremities

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