Opie went behind Jim's back and had management ask him to come in only 3 days a week
Opie always wanted to go to afternoons
Opie tried to play the "ehhhhh I dunno if I'm gonna re-sign again, so many opportunities"
Sam, the weasel, took advantage of the opening and latched himself into someone that is capable of humor and prop comedy
I hate them all, but taking that time-slot was mostly Opie's doing. The deluded retard thought he had more pull at SiriusXM than he really did. He ate his own balls and blamed his situation of betrayal
He's blind now because his Mom finally got sick of him humiliating the family with his disgusting stories and she broke into his apartment and washed his mouth out with toxic soap like Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
Does this stupid asshole know you can eat fucking donuts, let alone bread, and still not gain weight as long as you stay in a calorie deficit? He's such a fucking cunt.
These fucks use weight watchers and use a made up point system instead of just looking at the nutritional information on the back of every item and adding up calories.
Bobby also said on the Sometimes Colin Quinn podcast that he joined a gym and it cost a thousand bucks a year. Wtf? My gym memhership costs 250 bucks a year for unlimited access from 7am to 11pm, 7 days a week.
They're all unhip assholes who get ripped off while they think they know what they're talking about.
If you've been on planet Earth for 20 years or so, you really don't need to read the back of shit to figure out its calorie and macronutrient breakdown. Tbf, Bobby should avoid donuts until he cuts 100 lbs or so. Jim never needed to go on a ridiculous low carb no food diet- he's a faggot. All he had to do was lift weights/resistance training a few days a week and some cardio and he would be fine and wouldn't be built like Roger from American Dad.
Or a guy at this point. Most gay men his age at least have had some long term relationship by this point or are even married. Fez has a better chance and that isn’t an insult on the Big Cat.
Best part is he's really self-conscious about it and it's bugging him. When he came on Cumia's show every single time his dumb t-shirt settled on his tits and revealed them he'd stretch out the shirt to conceal them. It was like clockwork.
His randy bobandy cheeseburger guy never went away; even at his skinniest he looked like he was smuggling a beachball under his shirt. But I’m delighted to see that now he doesn’t even have his pipecleaner arms and his bullfrog neck is coming back. He truly has nothing to be proud of now.
58 comments
1 HollandJimmy 2019-06-24
For reals pic?
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-24
Yes, sir. I’m a dead whore; I don’t know shit about photoshop.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-24
sorry that your sons are so shitty
1 bigbird911 2019-06-24
Don’t know dick about the internet
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-24
Thank you for your cervix
1 suirogerg 2019-06-24
Good lord
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-24
pretty sad that Jim's absolutely mogging Sam in the arm department
1 JansHammer 2019-06-24
you know Sam's t-shirt is probably some limited edition and costs $150...How come we stopped giving him shit for taking his boss' job?
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-24
Nobody has the stomach to sift through his terrible show to find even more things to hate about him.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-06-24
Opie went behind Jim's back and had management ask him to come in only 3 days a week
Opie always wanted to go to afternoons
Opie tried to play the "ehhhhh I dunno if I'm gonna re-sign again, so many opportunities"
Sam, the weasel, took advantage of the opening and latched himself into someone that is capable of humor and prop comedy
I hate them all, but taking that time-slot was mostly Opie's doing. The deluded retard thought he had more pull at SiriusXM than he really did. He ate his own balls and blamed his situation of betrayal
1 JansHammer 2019-06-24
you're right. I just make the opie love comments because they get more upvotes.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-06-24
How very Jewish of you. Carry on good sir
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-24
Opie rocks!
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-24
Damn he got big. Some lonely late night pretzel binges I assume?
1 ProfessorChipperson 2019-06-24
And crying into a thimbleful of mustard.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-06-24
Don't motherfuck him
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-24
Scumbags
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-06-24
And mutantSam had gone nowhere
1 Woodaby 2019-06-24
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxccxF9g07Q/?hl=en
Somebody has not been going to the gym and eating better.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-06-24
The zipper is sinking into his belly button. I've never seen anything like that before.
1 DickPeters1 2019-06-24
It really is disturbing, not sure how that’s even possible. Maybe he’s got a spandex t-shirt on underneath in an attempt to hold in his gunt?
1 BotsandFlairs 2019-06-24
I know one person on this sub who'll never have that problem.
1 anonimescu 2019-06-24
they're not people.
1 WizardEric 2019-06-24
Man, I’m getting all horned up checking out those giant tits
1 GroovyBastard 2019-06-24
He's blind now because his Mom finally got sick of him humiliating the family with his disgusting stories and she broke into his apartment and washed his mouth out with toxic soap like Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-06-24
Mornings with Piggy McFaggot and The Nog.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-24
Didn't he say a few months ago he was "giving up" and had started to eat bread again?
1 Populer_lar 2019-06-24
Does this stupid asshole know you can eat fucking donuts, let alone bread, and still not gain weight as long as you stay in a calorie deficit? He's such a fucking cunt.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-06-24
These fucks use weight watchers and use a made up point system instead of just looking at the nutritional information on the back of every item and adding up calories.
Bobby also said on the Sometimes Colin Quinn podcast that he joined a gym and it cost a thousand bucks a year. Wtf? My gym memhership costs 250 bucks a year for unlimited access from 7am to 11pm, 7 days a week.
They're all unhip assholes who get ripped off while they think they know what they're talking about.
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-06-24
If you've been on planet Earth for 20 years or so, you really don't need to read the back of shit to figure out its calorie and macronutrient breakdown. Tbf, Bobby should avoid donuts until he cuts 100 lbs or so. Jim never needed to go on a ridiculous low carb no food diet- he's a faggot. All he had to do was lift weights/resistance training a few days a week and some cardio and he would be fine and wouldn't be built like Roger from American Dad.
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-24
Yea, morons think you can literally only achieve something the one way they were taught
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-24
I hope he gets too fat for those fucking maroon skinny pants he was constantly wearing.
1 Phkna1 2019-06-24
I hope he breaks the button or splits a seam.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-24
Sam looks like a retard with cerebral palsy
1 TeamOpieoids 2019-06-24
They really are the ugliest radio duo in history
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-24
IT'S Weenie & The Butt on your morning RADIO! >FART<
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-06-24
Sam's Manic Monkey
1 Phkna1 2019-06-24
Retards with cerebral palsy are going to be offended at this reference, and you may have just gotten the sub shut down. Thanks for nothing.
1 Psych555 2019-06-24
Limp wristed faggot.
1 ConflictAddict 2019-06-24
Somebody please tell him he's fat so he'll starve himself to death.
1 therealstinks 2019-06-24
he might as well eat it seems to be the only thing that makes him happy since a woman will never love him
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-24
Or a guy at this point. Most gay men his age at least have had some long term relationship by this point or are even married. Fez has a better chance and that isn’t an insult on the Big Cat.
1 saessea 2019-06-24
When is funny Jim coming back?
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-06-24
The biggest trick the Worm ever played was convincing us he was ever funny.
1 JansHammer 2019-06-24
not anytime soon in this cultural climate.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-24
Do you guys love him again yet? You all said you miss fat Jimmy.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-06-24
Jimmy was a fat magnet that pulled funny from other fat magnets like Patrice.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-24
That's Toast. He holdin'.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-24
That'd be great if he turned into Bob Kelly again.
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-24
Best part is he's really self-conscious about it and it's bugging him. When he came on Cumia's show every single time his dumb t-shirt settled on his tits and revealed them he'd stretch out the shirt to conceal them. It was like clockwork.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-24
That's hilarious because when he thought he was in shape he was constantly flexing & stroking them for the camera.
Disgusting piece of shit thinking he was capable of ever being aesthetically appealing.
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-24
Good. Keep eating faggot
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-06-24
His randy bobandy cheeseburger guy never went away; even at his skinniest he looked like he was smuggling a beachball under his shirt. But I’m delighted to see that now he doesn’t even have his pipecleaner arms and his bullfrog neck is coming back. He truly has nothing to be proud of now.
1 ElFaporino 2019-06-24
He was skinny fat. He didn't really have a guy, or wouldn't if he had any muscle
1 MonsterSteve 2019-06-24
This makes me like Jim more now that he’s not eating rabbit food anymore
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-24
Is extra chromosome bob ross photoshopped? I honestly can’t tell anymore what’s real and isn’t.
1 alveolae 2019-06-24
Remove the clothes and but a rock in front of it, put into a museum.
1 Phkna1 2019-06-24
I would love to see him fall apart.