Linkin Pork

175  2019-06-24 by InnocentUnclePaul

106 comments

"Cut my pie in two pieces, this is my last clean fork

Stuffing cake in, Heavy breathing

Don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating"

Papa Roast

Mama roach is close

Fuckin Weird Al Yank-a-Dick ova here.

i’m ova here now

NIiiicey Nice

Queer Bowel Yankadick

No, THIS is my last dessert

Tonny Lee

Tummy Lee

Rolling Tons

Keith Moonpie

Hüsky Düche

There it is

HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

Snowy, from Michigan

“Pearl Ham”

That was it, best me to it, vurrry good.

RingDing Starr

Gingerbread Baker.

Limp Shitdick

Last Bizkit

Blimp Bisquick

Aerosnarf

meal peart

buddy bar rich

john bonham sandwich

Dave Lomlardo

Gene Hog-lan

Mike Portly

Gingersnap Baker

Jeff Porkaro

Dave Gruel

Keith Moon Pie.

Meal Pert

John Bone-in-Ham

One step closer and this floor is about to break!

Candy Bars Ulrich

Lard Ulrich

Bill Lard

Optimus Prime Rib

John Bon Bon

Binger baker

Dave Lomblardo

Eater Criss

Peter Krispy Kreme

Lunch Ulrich

Fat Benatard

Pjörk

Primus Rib

Banal Gunt

David Blowie A Man For A Steak

Lmao I hate these puns but Pjork is a fuckin winner

Panic! at the buffet

Underrated

I'll stick a knife between them to really make it funny

edgy

Judas Feast

Mötley Stew

Suppertura

Leg of Lamb of God

Fat Sabbath

Kornbread

Morbidly Obese Angel

Pan(pizza)tera

AudioSlob

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll was fucking awful. Denis Leary is an unfunny cunt and looks like an old lesbian.

Yeah, I wanted to like it for bawbys sake but it was terrible

Dio but you pronounce the i

Blob Dylan

Mikkey Dee’s

The (Lap) Band

Hippo McBrain

Robert Trujell-O

Filled Collins

Never full Collins

Jelly Phil'd Collins?

Doughy Ramone

That's fucking hilarious

John Bonham-n-swiss

Bob and his obese body are on the highway to hell. Hopefully in 20 years his son will have some good stand-up material on the matter

Meatloaf

Blobman Turdburgler Overweight

Korn on the cob

Nada surf & turf

The roux

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Wheezer

Dave Mustard

Dave Mustard Stain

The beached boy

HAHA HOLY SHIT

Lardbirds

Fleetwood Big Mac

Rage Against the Diet

Powerman 5000 lbs

Syndrome of a Downs.

Travis Scarfer

Stewart Gulpland

Ravioli Shankar

Really Fats Domino

Chuck Berry-atric Surgery

Fats Dominoes

I read the title and thought it was gonna be a pic of Big Jay lmao.

Elvis Pretzely

Spandau Buffet

Holy shit, this thread is amazing

Boar Diddley

Deftons

Not going to live to see his child grow up Zeppelin

The Mars Bar Volta

Lays Staley

Chips aren't e'nuff

Peter Pork

U2-tons

Fats Dominoes

Chicken Winger

Nice reddit pun chains you absolute faggots

You never have anything interesting bto say. How bout you shut the fuck up

Cream

Wheezer

Lard Zeppelin

Meatwood Fat

Daft Dunk-in Donuts