Jay Mohr: "I'm putting out a poetry book. You gotta not give a fuck about people's comments on message boards if you're gonna release poems."

14  2019-06-24 by ProfessionalCrump

In reply to question at 1:34:54.

I wonder what message board he is referring to.

Also, if you stick around for three minutes, you'll hear his admission of being a dry drunk. Look out, Jim!

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He sounds like an absolute mental case. Imagine what that marriage was like

While describing how he imagines lyrics from a Bruce Springsteen song that they're discussing, he says: "Because in my marriage it was like she was like a watercolor that just kept... fading *audibly holds back tears* and fading… and you’re like, you know, 'We should move this out of the sun, it’s fading.' 'What are you talking about? It’s fine.' And you just get gaslit, like 'No, it’s not. You’re not here.'"

Anyone who uses the term "Gaslight/Gaslit" outside of describing Victorian-era lighting technology should have their skull caved in with a bowling bar.

He comes off as so faggy and histrionic. He acts and talks like a fat girl with daddy issues and a blog.

I've only heard women claim to be victims of gas lighting.

The term was fine for years because it meant a very specific type of abuse. But thanks to faggy Facebook posts and twitter it's now become a catchall term for any behavior in a relationship by a man the woman has decided is "toxic".

What a lot of women (and some men) are calling gaslighting now is usually just two people remembering events differently. Which is pretty common in a relationship since our brains have a tendency to interpret things in a way to placate our ego. Even run of the mill lying isn't gaslighting.

I feel bad for shrinks who now have to listen to these douchebags come in claiming they're being Gaslit. It's like IBS was 10 years ago where every asshole online thought they had Irritable Bowel Syndrome because their stomach hurt after eating garbage for 3 days straight.

Don't feel bad for those shrinks, they are making a fortune. It's probably a smart field to get in to these days.

Of course. Because only a woman could possibly be so stupid to keep misunderstanding the world around her, and at the same time be so full of herself that her first thought is that instead of it just being her mistake, it must be some evil man's elaborate plan to fuck with her.

I first heard the term used by my sister who has Borderline Personality Disorder. She became especially fond of it after becoming extremely strung out and paranoid from meth. I've since heard it used a few times by other people with similar sensibilities. All female. I never thought about it until just now, but the thought of a guy coming up to me telling me how they're being gaslighted just makes me laugh.

Page 1:

"Roses are red Violets are blue When I pinch Logan's nipples, I make him shoot goo."

AAAAHGOOOOOOSHHHH!!!!!

So brave

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He really is cracking up. I was always a fan of Jay, but the last two years he's clearly falling apart. I wonder how much longer til Barry Katz shit-cans him. (If he hasn't already) A friend of mine has an extra ticket to see Jay on Friday night, I'm curious to see how many people show up at this point. His Twitter and his podcast have gone to absolute shit as well, it's like he's actively working to make himself irrelevant.

“I don’t care if they call me a faggot, now let me do something amazingly faggoty.”

I had to stop listening to his show when I realized he's just gonna cry and be gay from now on.

There once was a redhead from Nantucket

who needed an Ghost Whisperer to suck it

he came on the chin

of some C-list has-been

then spread his cheeks wide and said 'fuck it'

There was an actor from Jerry Maguire,

who didn't save enough to retire,

he cried in his home,

when he couldn't do Rome,

Did I mention I was in Jerry Maguire?

here's an impression:

a People's Choice Award winner

who can't act happy

Two cheeks diverged on a redhead's bum And I...

Walt Shitman

William Flake

John Dumb

Ew

As if we needed another reminder of how gay he has become

No one wants his shitty comedy, so he might as well try shitty poetry.

Roses are red Don't be a sped