*lied about friendship with convicted pedophile

He also lied about that photo of Kurt Love being in his house and said it was Bobo’s house. Even tho that wall paint is unmistakable and you could clearly see some guitars and a drum set in the background.

Then he tried to say the drums and guitar was Bobo's. He's such a fucking idiot, that's gotta be the most unrealistic lie he's said so far, aside from "I am not a pedophile".

Bobo is a musical phenom

Shout out to LOBOSOuND!

If he'd just stayed quiet it may have gotten swept under the rug.

Posthumous book title

Father of four

If he's a father of four, then which one of his kids was Nana claiming to fuck?

Or 3,or 5. Who knows? Not Joseph.

The man has no balls. At all. Can't be honest, can't support his family. Can't even drive his fucking kid around safely. Calling any of the male Cumias, present or past, "men" is laughable.

The man has no balls. At all

It's true. He needs to inject testosterone just to be a normal man.

The Cumia bloodline ends with them. Thank God.

Literally lied through his teeth in court about people doctoring tweets so he could recoup a couple of grand.

This one gets me the most because his biggest pet peeve with reddit is the "anonymity". In other words, it drives him mad that no one here can face real life consequences for anything we post here.

Meanwhile, when he's faced with real life consequences for things he's posted, he lies and denies. So who cares if he posts under his own name if he's just going to lie and say it wasn't him?

Bro Joe: if you ever find out someone's name here, it's important to remember that none of us actually posted anything. It's all easily manipulated images from the hacker named Image-Urr.

For the amount of time he wastes online, you'd think he'd be the least bit computer savy.

He's legitimately retarded. It's near impossible for him to learn anything.

He's played guitar for half a century yet can't play more than an intermediate difficulty.

He's not loying awroit.

none of those are lies, chum. if youre concerned about pathological liars you should take a gander at the heavy chested balding pedophile known as "opie". know what im sayin, folks?

war hero joe wins again! also, opie is an active pedophile

Hey Fred how’s Brooklyn?

oh you know how it is, folks. you get lulled into its going to be a nice summer day then all of a sudden you get showers. i mean, come on folks, whats with the weather these days? know what im sayin, fellas?

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

Take this back. This is Joe after this horrible attempt

Like the story about "rescuing" the flag? Or when the Somalian caretaker knocked on his door and asked him to help move a fat patient?

That lie about giving free guitar listens to black kids has to be the most cringe-inducing thing in the history of this sub. And that's really saying something.

How about that awfully written Facebook message he wrote some random guy on here.

His dad stole money from his vending machine job. Can anyone really be surprised how the Cumia brothers ended up?