So so so so so just because you're dying you think you're more important than me

He does think exactly like this despite never having accomplished anything.

and he cavalierly narrates it to people in the car while doing it

"Dis is duh Josuff Lane"

he sounds like such a proud retard

He also films himself while doing it with his kids in the car. He's pure human shit.

How does Joe fit a family of 6 in such a small car?

That's how they do it in Liberia

I found this life hack where you can just steal things instead of paying for them so that they're free. Feel free to pass that bit of gold on to your patriotic friends.

If you're horny just take pussy. It's easier if you sedate them first

war hero joes mentality: "these jews wanna keep importing the third world and clogging up highways? ill use your jewmergency lane you hook nosed faggots. i didnt fight in iraq for this, folks. know what im sayin?"

commendable decision from war hero joe. i wish i had the balls to do that, folk. but im not a war hero. war hero joe wins again!

also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

You tell it like it is and these fags around here can't handle that. They're probably butthurt coprophiles themselves

THIS is why you do 1-day/month as volunteer firefighter so you can have a blue light on ur car, just ask Keith.