"Oh, I Never Wrote That..." - Lying under oath for pocket change. THE PRICE? LOSING ALL DIGNITY

39  2019-06-24 by ILoveWhores69

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No one believes this lying lummox

Look at the stupid fucking face he pulls when he's lying. Slow-witted nigga probably loses every round of poker in that sweaty basement.

He don't care, it's not like he earned that money he's playing with.

There's nothing about Joe that isn't loathable

He probably doesn't even bring money with him. He just expects Anthony to deal him in.

His voice cracked when he said the tweets are “fabrications” and the judge knew he was a complete liar. The tweets he denied were still up on his twitter at the time the show aired. He is actually retarded.

Yes there is undeniable proof that is easy to find that shows he is shamelessly lying about the "accusations" being made against him. Every single person who saw this display of idiocy realized he was lying anyway. That's why it's so incredibly hilarious that he, completely unprompted, decides to share with everyone on this nationally broadcasted show that he is ALSO being accused of pedophilia.

The entire People's Court appearance was amazing. Everyone expected him to be retarded and make a complete ass of himself, but nobody saw that pedophilia shit coming.

Tbf It's hard to lose dignity when you have none to begin with.

God almighty gives us all dignity when we are born. Joe tries his best to insult and disappoint God.

EBG is in disbelief

EBG really does strongly express all the appropriate emotions at the right times, he's the best post-O&A celebrity for making the people's court episode so funny.

Joe is so underwhelmingly banal that despite parading himself on network television, yammering and sputtering about being a prederast biggot, he is still upstaged by an out of focus face. This guy couldn't entertain a notion.

Judge Judy: "Yes, I see how these say all of those things except pedophile..."

It's so weird he brings that up so much when people don't even ask.

We all know Expressive Black Guy rules but Scornful Black Lady doesn't get enough credit. It's taking every fiber of her being for her not to spit on Joe.

These are the best people's court characters in order:

  1. EBG
  2. Staring ginger guy, the thousand yard stare he gives Joe & Carol when they enter is priceless
  3. The two disgusted black ladies