Im no stranger to hogging but i wouldnt touch that beast.

I tried going through her timeline to find things to report. She love posting pics of herself working out. Hey lardo, if you wanna be in shape stop drinking ham milkshakes.

It's those pizza days at Planet Fitness, bigot.

Glad I wasn't the only one trying to get her Twitter shut down.

Fat chicks love posting workout themed pics, healthy diet/shake food pics, and their legs out in front of themselves pool pics.

Like hey guys, I know I'm a genetic disaster, I'm working on it, but I'm still body positive.

What they don't post is them burying their self loathing over a late night mountain of carbs binge.

You would need a walk-in closet to hide that skeleton.

its not often i root for patton but i wouldn't mind her "accidentally" ODing

Its gon take an awfully big dose

Just sprinkle some cyanide on her nachos after her 4th plate the world will be a better place

She's ODing on calories. She'll be found cold and lifeless covered in nacho cheese and Cheetos dust

Nobody harassed her

with alleged wife-murderer Patton Oswald, all bets are off.

Alleged?

We know the truth

You'd need a fucking tank to harass that.

Look at the female pathology on display here, she can't even point out the person she is accusing of rape because... what, she's not praised enough? She can't "win?"

She's actually just confirming what we know. If it was a comedian on the right the media would remove his head... buuuuuuut if it's a liberal everyone will come to his defense, call her a liar, and blame the victim.

Harassment is a perfectly good word. It's just misused by stupid cunts.

If harassment is serious its stalking, if its serious and verbal its uttering threats, the fact that they dont use the actual criminalized forms of harassment means they know it's not actually important.

What's the standard sentence for groping? If the girl didn't object at the time and made no attempt to stop the groping does that mitigate anything?

r/lawyeradvice because I made a mistake recently teehee

Exactly.

One could say she’s holding a carrot on a stick... but realistically she doesn’t seem that into carrots.

Watched a truck honk at two short range 6's, distance 9's. They flipped him off and crossed the street bitching about catcalling and harassment...

They started wandering across Flushing Ave (a busy, industrial route) glued to their phones without the light. The box truck was giving them a heads up they were about to lose a fight.

But no, blame it on the patriarchy instead of realizing you are a vapid, unduly self-obsessed CO2 factory.

She should start wearing fingerless gloves.

idk serial killers have a type, and Patton's is used-up plump brunettes

I would sooner Harass Terry Clifford before I sniff that hog.

Terry Clifford is a wonder human being.

It not sexual harassment if someone calls you fat. Just an observation.

Holy shit she is stout. Look at those meaty arms. The bitch could legit rag doll Louis

"Stout" HAH!

That bitches days should be numbered after tweeting bullshit about Louis CK recently.

Lmao look at her fucking Minoru Suzuki t shirt. Why would a woman pretend to like wrestling? How embarrassing.

That's going to be his most challenging dosage calculation yet.

How many of these “harassments” are just fatties who want the public to think they’re desirable to someone out there?

Just like the Swedish German fella andy ricters wife? They even look the same fat pigs.

Sexually harassed? Riiiiiiight

Who is this bimbo landwhale?

Of course she’s fat as shit

women are craftier than kikes when it comes to profile pictures on social media

Probably some drunk who mistaken her for a beer barrel.

Why do women think being fat makes them funny? Not being attractive doesn't automatically make you more skilled in other things pig, life is not an RPG.

Patton has never had to take down something that big. He better get the dosage right

I don't like that "sexually harassed" can mean that you were groped and/or coerced into sex, but it can also mean some guy sent you a dick pic.

We should be a little more careful with this lingo, gang.

"If you don't disclose you're allowing other people to be abused, if ou do disclose you're just trying to get attention from callout culture or wahtever the fuck, you can't fucking win"

Well in one of those 2 scenarios, possibly dozens of future victims are saved and in the other one you just end up with a little egg in the face. How are the two scenarios even comparable??? TELL US NAMES YOU FAT COW!

Who's the humpback?

Who is this heffalump?