How statistically improbable is it to be handed as many chances as Anthony Cumia and squander every single one of them?

19  2019-06-23 by JD_Free

It really does have to be some kind of record right?

15 comments

1  SirSodomy 2019-06-23

Pretty easy actually if you’re a stupid drunk

1  JD_Free 2019-06-23

Perfect night!

1  WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-23

Ghaha gets me evertime.

1  WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-23

Liquor and twix!

1  realestassdude 2019-06-23

I can’t imagine fucking up so publicly as many times as he has and not thinking “this alcohol thing isn’t working out anymore”.

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-06-23

Artie Lange

1  realestassdude 2019-06-23

He’s thought it, dude stabbed himself because he can’t quit. Anthony refuses to admit that it is a problem. He went to pretend rehab and didn’t take it seriously after his junkie ex live streamed them fighting.

1  Jungies 2019-06-23

Artie's on coke and heroin, both of which are much better than alcohol.

1  N64CUBE 2019-06-23

I hate to be the one to say it, but it might not be the alcohol guys. I’m starting to think these cumia boys might not be the smartest individuals.

1  JansHammer 2019-06-23

he's just lazy. doesn't care and never did.

1  millwallfc 2019-06-23

13%

1  Persianschlong 2019-06-23

that's not what the FBI stats say

1  dom6502 2019-06-23

I think he sold his soul to the devil to strike it big the first time around and this is just the catch

1  Pino_Palladino 2019-06-23

He's a high school drop out with the emotional intelligence of a 14yr old. Not fucking up is statistically improbable for him

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-06-23

It's just easier to throw on a couple shirts, smirk, hug himself for the camera and make snide little "inside" remarks about Opie instead of actually being the truth bomb-throwing radical he seems to believe everyone thinks he is. His gay show is about as edgy as a plastic butter knife and twice as weak. The only time his show veered into actual interesting conflict he literally cowered and simpered like an enormous faggot, then just shrugged and played stupid until it went away. He didn't even have the balls to personally unload on and fire a junkie who was clearly using narcotics DURING his show...more than once, no less.