Absolute faggots.

119  2019-06-23 by Jim-sucks-shit

68 comments

What are they doing

Maybe the Big Apple Ranch house band let these two celebrities on stage to jam.

The people down at the Ranch should have removed tomatoes from their asshole and thrown it at them.

It’s called rock and roll

Your kids are going to love it

Guy in the Michael Meyers mask be all like, “watch me for the changes n’ try to keep up..”

I would rather watch the mechanical robots at chuck e cheese preform

At least the Chuck E Cheese robots don’t blow each other on stage and do other degenerate gay sex acts

Tell me Joe didn't finish with his "Rotisserie Chicken" closer.

He finished with his own variant called the “Oreo”. You do the math.

Oreos don't have chocolate filling?

The chocolate hell-hole kind

Beatles vs the Stones

This is the Cock-a-fire explosion.

Nanna lookin' THICC

being 5'3 helps

Ant looks apologetically feminine here.

It is the shower piss meme pose of his

I got a little rush of joy before I even opened it, like Christmas when I was a wee laddy.

Wow... it’s the exact same pose.... uncanny

Oh my gawd, right? This is turribleeeee.

Unapologetically?

Bow legged Joey.

All of the mass in those legs is fat. The fourth of July pic where he's 30 years old nigga had one inch quads.

Never changes his t-shirt. Dirty fucking wop you are joey!

Cow shit show

Prancin' Nana

Cosplay within a cosplay

Holy shit, Ant's doing the same dance from that drawing where he's taking a shower with his dad.

That isn’t how an unashamedly masculine man stands.

The most shamefully feminine man in radio!

Anthony is prancing like fucking Pee Wee Herman.

Fawkin Pee Wee Herman Munster or sumphin

Adams Family Reuion Tour

You go back in time and show this photo to a young Joe and Ant, and they’d be depressed as fuck.

Fucking embarrassing.

I hope Michael Myers dies from heat exhaustion

What the fuck is that terrible laptop for?

Probably for VSTs and/or samples, loops and backing/click tracks, and it's very likely to be connected to one or more of the keyboards that the crossdresser is fiddling with. I wish I had a joke for this, but that's the God's honest truth. I've once been in a situation like that myself, except I didn't think it was necessary to put on ladies' garments.

It’s only plugged into the power, fuckface. These old fucks wouldn’t know how to use backing tracks. No one cares that you know about gear and no one is going to your next Ableton “Live Dj” gig. Hang yourself with a USB cord.

Jokes on you, I can't even get a gig.

My nigga

I love how needlessly aggressive everyone is here, it's fucking great

Nothing says Rock n Roll like wearing tennis shoes

who the fuck says "tennis shoes"

People who speak properly. Sneakers are something niggers wear to quietly invade your home.

sure thing Nana

GWOP

That the dude from Limp Bizkit on the right?

"Eeeelecrtic shock OJ"

friends and family having a swell time. the cumias win again!

Anthony is such a fucking fairy. He'd have turned out like Richard Simmons if not for Joe Sr.

Gary? Garry? Garrry?

Joe wearing his court shoes.

Is that the Low Down in Yonkers?

What the fuck is up with Macho Man Mike Myers?

Probably too embarassed to be seen with the cumia's.

Damn I didn’t know Sam played the guitar

I’m sure that’s a Chinese knock off Jazz bass he’s playing.

Carol Gaye

I can imagine the headstock saying 'Fender' but with an almost-but-not-quite transparent sticker outline to it that's already starting to peel off from one end.

Superman shirt from Destination XL spotted again.

He looks like he’s skipping through a meadow. What an absolute faggot he is.

It’s always hilarious that Anthony thought he was an excellent singer. He was average at best.

He has a strong voice, no range and no ear for key changes. Even before his tinnitus.

Even the cowboy dressed in a table cloth?

Joe dressed for a lawn sale.

Gay fags