Go back and listen to some of that first show after Patrice died, the one where basically every comic who had ever been on the show was either in studio or called in. Everyone allows themselves to be audibly upset, everyone except Nana. It took me a moment to realise why his "Aw, jeez, this sucks" attitude made me hope for his gruesome death. It's because it's so self-conscious. He knows he's really just the lisping little cocksucker in this clip...
...so he's desperate not to let even a hint of human emotion out, just in case his natural, gay voice makes an appearance. His dad really did a number on him.
Like Joevine he came out since his belly t-shirt and is a proud old happy faggot like a cow going ranch to ranch sucking dicks and shoving whole chickens in his anus.
both him and Opie individually gave a short memorial/eulogy break before a segment. Opie's is heartfelt and sincere. Anthony goes out of his way to make a mockery of his. "Am I supposed to be somber now" I believe is the direct quote it starts out with followed by him talking about how he doesnt let black people in his house but allowed Patrice to enter and thats pretty much it.
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1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-23
where did you find this
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-23
r/trashy
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-23
At least this guy is at the funeral.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-23
Anthony turned down being a pall bearer at Patrice’s funeral.
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-23
the more i know about this guy, the more i hate him.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
Go back and listen to some of that first show after Patrice died, the one where basically every comic who had ever been on the show was either in studio or called in. Everyone allows themselves to be audibly upset, everyone except Nana. It took me a moment to realise why his "Aw, jeez, this sucks" attitude made me hope for his gruesome death. It's because it's so self-conscious. He knows he's really just the lisping little cocksucker in this clip...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0aVWg89Rkc
...so he's desperate not to let even a hint of human emotion out, just in case his natural, gay voice makes an appearance. His dad really did a number on him.
1 IntIectualHomosexual 2019-06-23
No he got it right. Anthony is a pissy eyed faggot.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
Like father, like son. Maybe if he'd let his son be the pansy he was born to be he wouldn't be drinking himself to death like his homo-repressed dad.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-23
I'm Anthony Cumia's father. Does anybody have any cocks for me or my son?
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
Don't you mean sons, plural, Mr Cumia? They're both queers.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-23
Like Joevine he came out since his belly t-shirt and is a proud old happy faggot like a cow going ranch to ranch sucking dicks and shoving whole chickens in his anus.
1 bobbacklund 2019-06-23
both him and Opie individually gave a short memorial/eulogy break before a segment. Opie's is heartfelt and sincere. Anthony goes out of his way to make a mockery of his. "Am I supposed to be somber now" I believe is the direct quote it starts out with followed by him talking about how he doesnt let black people in his house but allowed Patrice to enter and thats pretty much it.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
Opie really summed him up succinctly with "human garbage."
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-06-23
Oh my gawd thith is terrable
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-06-23
That's fucked up. I'm sure they needed all the help they could get lifting him out of there.
1 jims_cold_eggs 2019-06-23
Being a pall bearer is so easy too. But of course it was too much to ask of nana
1 Skip4play 2019-06-23
The bud light isnt going to drink itself.
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-23
Nana is to frail.
1 Guatzelot 2019-06-23
His baby arms would fall off from that kind of an ordeal.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-23
At Patrice's weight and with his skinny arms?
1 TheElDan 2019-06-23
Guy in the blue suit looks like he’s having a good time.
1 Colinfagerty 2019-06-23
He has to pick up the slack because of the asshole who won’t put the drink down.
1 Jungies 2019-06-23
He should just rest it on the coffin, they'll be done in a minute.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-06-23
He's welcomed at my funeral.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-23
The casket is made of porcelain? It reminds me of a toilet
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-23
Reminds me of The Worm Has Turned documentary
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-23
Tsss
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-23
Joey Meatsauce?
1 Superbad415 2019-06-23
That’s probably the dead guys closest/best drinking buddy. I’m sure the guy I. The casket wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
I'm pretty sure he'd probably like to trade places with any one of those assholes.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-06-23
It's like having Lebowski as a pall bearer.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-06-23
Careful man, there's a beverage here.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-23
What's the difference between a Cumia wedding & a Cumia funeral?
Anth's ahirplugs have fallen-out
1 GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-23
One doesn’t last and the other is unattended.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-23
one fewer nigger
1 GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-23
Nah. At your funeral Ant gets drunk and starts calling you a deadbeat and an asshole in front of your wife, kids, parents, and friends.
At least that’s what he did when Pat Mussel aka IrishAlkey died.
1 Guatzelot 2019-06-23
He propably has the charisma of The Dude.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-06-23
that is fantastic
1 Bud_Light_Bird 2019-06-23
Looks like Dr. Johnny Fever from WKRP
1 tjdon 2019-06-23
In his defense, that cup is for piss not Mountain Dew like they want you to think. Don’t let the prop straw fool you.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-23
I'm pretty confident that, whatever's in the cup, it's mixed with vodka.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-06-23
Is that the white supremacist guy who got a DNA test on telly and it turned out he was part black?
1 Dennyislife 2019-06-23
I turned up at my great grandmothers funeral drunk.
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I was 18 or so.
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If i was Jimmy i'd be in rehab. Instead i got some wine of the priest/vicar fella.