Is it an incredible fucking tour, stupid?

12  2019-06-23 by suirogerg

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(((Andrew Dice Clay))) and (((Roseanne Barr))) are touring?!

Jim is praising it but you just know he’s only going to see 1/4 of it, maybe.

he's not going to see any of it.

No, no, I didn't see it but I heard it was amazing!

He'll read the first 10 pages

What a fucking phony

Dice is still desperately trying to regain that attention he got in the late 80’s/early 90’s.

and Jimmy is desperately trying to get Dice's attention with this post

moral of the story is there's always someone with a more sad existence than you no matter what

Dice was really good in that movie A Star is Born. I even forgot he was dice for a second. That being said, agoosh agoosh!!

I would actually go see this

Why?

cus dice needed the money!!!

Thats the bit

Poor Roseanne got shasted so bad she's forced to tour with the likes of Dice

i read that as sharted

I'm standing on line and the Landlord Lunchbox and I got my tongue up Darlene's ass.