Joe Cumia's girlfriend is a 2.

35  2019-06-23 by lawyerherelistenup

Out of respect for the elderly I won't say her name. But man is she tough to look at. Her weathered face. Apparent incontinence. It's vomit inducing.

19 comments

1  soggylefttesticle 2019-06-23

Not bad for a bovine though

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-06-23

This might be how mad cow started.

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-23

It's cruel to have a bovine that fucked a human lady go back to fucking cows

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-06-23

Her name is Carol Maxheimer

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-06-23

Her name sounds like a German pornstar, though mercifully that hasn't progressed to a career

1  GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-23

Karl MaxHammer

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-23

She squirt tho

1  GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-23

It’s pee.

1  Cawdor 2019-06-23

I thought her name was Robert Paulson

1  UhLookHereMan 2019-06-23

i heard joe has a small one

1  GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-23

joeh is a power bottom in nike new blance shoes.

1  Twatsmash 2019-06-23

She looks like an old baseball glove someone drew a face on,

1  ichise8 2019-06-23

1 being the most attractive? i think thats a fair assessment, pal. war hero joe wins again!

also, opie is an active pedophile

1  Toss__Pot 2019-06-23

if she ever leaves Joe, she'll end-up with egg on her face... & a pan to go with it.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-23

And Ant's is 2.

1  late_50s_why 2019-06-23

He's so retarded looking, soulless eyes and mouth always wide open

1  GinFoss 2019-06-23

i knew someone would have beat me to that hahaha

1  GoulashArchipelago 2019-06-23

That’s so fucking mean to say about 2s.

1  BlackManMoan 2019-06-23

She looks dead.