This is great. Good for them.

Luis is a fucking legend if he is the one who arranged this.

Wow, good for Luis. I’m glad a fellow member of the alt right has the biggest comedy fest in NYC.

What's so alt about you?

I’m Mike Enoch.

Get back from holiday already. The show stinks now.

What fucking holiday is this weekend? Fucking Europeans.

Just get Striker in to do absolutely no funny riffs then we can get some good cycling tips from McNabb.

Jew

I married my kike wife before I was woke.

Mike Enoch is a Mos_d disinfo agent

Cool it with the exclamation marks. One signifies your erect cock and balls. Any more than one implies gay shit.

Reminds me of when he showed up at Ant's last Comedians of the Compound show. It was a great time.

That actually didn't occur

Ya kiddin

exactly

You're thinking of the great Geno Bisconte. Very funny, very similar to Louis CK.

He goes on these CK type rants...

You'd swear it was the real people

The Nun asked me if I was hungry and I told her yeah... for pussy.

- Louis CK.

very similar to Louis CK

except, NOT a rapist

lemme tell ya, joe rogan

Hopefully he will open for Gwar and spray cum on everybody.

Not much range on that hose

he needed da money! OH!

As much as Id love to hear all his shit, I hope some faggot doesnt leak stuff he doesnt want released

I'm guessing they disallowed any recordings like the Tough Crowd thing last time.

It's gonna to work this time

Well said dumb fuck.

What Tough Crowd thing are you talking about?

Colin, Fat Bobby, Worm, Vos, and maybe someone else did a live "Tough Crowd reunion" at Skankfest last year. DiPaulo wasn't there and it wasn't recorded.

Thanks. Sounds like it was pfg

Yeah, i was there. They made sure no phones were out

Dis night here...

Louis is doing some real good FUCK YOU stuff lately. Luis is a faithful guy too; he remembers and he’ll reciprocate, no matter who says what. He’s an eternal “middle” in comedy.

Louis is a headliner, not a feature act you irrepressible dummy.

Depending on who the headliner is. Big Jay always is billed over him. So, he is a feature.

That’s a two headliner style. They’re both headlining with one opener (sometimes two instead or an opener and an mc, sometimes a “guest spot” too).

Im well aware.

I’m talking about both men.

was Norton there to get a selfie?

Hey Louie man glad to see you back, genuinely, I just wanted to get a photo, can't stay for the set really busy this week but I'm sure youl do well, had your back this whole time man, gotta go cya man.

You should stop by the show, man. We'd love to have you, genuinely. Ummm.. I gotta go take a shit,man. I had a frozen yogurt as a treat and it's giving me some great gassers.

I hate James Norton.

Louie! Some scccuuummbag put some egg yolks in my egg whites and I'v got this big dump I gotta take but man I'm so glad you're back, lets get a photo and come on the show I've had your back this whole time man, k gotta go man.

I'd love to see Louis just ghost that worm right as he comes up him with that 'what's up brother?'

I'd love to see this, followed by Louis going, "Who are you?"

Nope. He never would've imagined he could've been so wrong about a guy.

This is an amazing get for Skankfest and kinda sad for Louis.

Could be way worse. He could have taken the MeToo shit like aziz ansari did & just disappear without a trace, never to be heard from again

Aziz was on the same path as every other comedian that blew too fast. Dane Cook was bigger and fell just as fast without metoo

Yeah, having two specials and a full run as the fourth on the call sheet for a very highly rated series that lasted almost a decade is blowing too fast.

And Dane is still doing arena tours you fucking dope.

Where did I say their careers ended, retard? I said they blew up too fast, meaning they will never be nearly as relevant as they were. They both peaked when they were young, just like Amy did. Fucking cunt.

Oh I know what you said and what you meant. I was just pointing out it isn’t true, fuckwit civilian.

How isn’t it true, ascendant brain?

You could, you know, try reading ☝🏻. I know that’s tough for you but I’m sure you can do it slowly if you try.

Cool name. Louis would fucking haaaaaate you.

Why would I care about some guy named “Louis”? Get the fuck out of our sub, you stupid cunt.

He’s the real ass dude you’re referring to in your username, dumbshit.

Oh, you mean “Luis”. You culturally incentive faggot.

You know who needs sensitivity? Women.

You sound like that Jewish midget yelling at the trumpet player. No one cares who you are. Go do some more open mics and talk about how drumpf sucks. You’re really breaking ground with your hot take, nobody.

Open mics? I’ll have you know I’m a middle act!

Middling for who in your 20 years of nothingness?

Bud, I’ve performed with every single one of your heroes. You’re some basement dwelling piece of shit.

I’m not your bud, pal. No one here idolizes anyone in comedy, we are just here to troll faggots. Get bent and enjoy crying about drumpf for the next 6 years.

Pal. I’m a fucking Republican. I’ve never, ever used the word Drumpf in my life (except maybe making fun of Jon Oliver, that was a long time ago and I don’t remember.).

Chief, I made this account to mock a dumb spic that was working under a stupid wop at the time. I hope you have a day job if you are that bad at understanding context

Dane Cook, Jay Mohr, Skyler Stone, Chris D’elia, Brent Morin, Natasha Leggero, Aries Spears, Jezelnik, Burr twice, Attel once, Dov Davidoff, Todd Barry, Marc Maron... that list is fucking long after 16 years.

I’ve opened for all of them and was on rogan’s podcast.

Never been invited, I don’t talk to Joe much and when I do it’s about pot or cars. But hey man, that’s great. Keep it up.

You should probably stick to the other subs, captain. You don’t understand this place.

Fanboy is sensitiiiiive...

Champ, you couldn’t say anything that would bother me. I just come here for the bantz. I’m telling you that you don’t belong, because in your mind you think this place is for people kids that look up to comics. All the other standup/podcast subs are for that faggotry. There are maybe two or three comics that could pop in this sub and not get bashed. It isn’t because we want to be in on the bit and roasting is what friends do. We think you guys are unfunny faggots. You could out yourself right now and verify with a pic, and it wouldn’t change my perception. You’re a faggot and don’t belong here.

No, chief. I didn’t say this is the place for those people. What I said was you are one of those people. It’s pretty sickening.

I’ve been here since here wasn’t here. Here was wackbag, here was FBA, here was Paltalk, here was secret message groups on Facebook and MySpace.

You genuinely don’t know who I am or what you’re talking about.

I don’t care who you are and here isn’t any of the places you listed. You unironically said civilian earlier, you seem to think you’re special or I care who you are. That’s all I need to know to realize that you’re a total loser. You haven’t stopped hinting that you’re someone I should think is important, and I keep telling you I don’t give a fuck. I’m not going to ask your name and no matter who you are, I won’t care. Find a different board or a new sub if you want to feel special. You’re an unfunny faggot and if you died tomorrow, no one would notice.

Past and present tense a little beyond you?

Burned me dude. Fucked up my grammar on a bullshit post that no one else will see, but some needy faggot. Fuck, I’m so jealous I wasn’t around for all of the hot bantz on pal talk with all of you cool faggots. Hope you don’t use this in your next set that no one care about.

Pally. Not correcting your grammar. You misunderstood the whole post. When I list explicitly things that don’t exist as not existing and you tell me they aren’t around anymore, it makes you look dumb as shit.

Cumtown poster. Disregard below argument, this person isn’t worth my time.

Cumtown poster. Disregard below argument, this person isn’t worth my time.

Says the guy that unironically throws “drumpf” into conversation. Wow, I better grab my oven mitts for this chick’s hot takes.

I’ve literally never said that word. Ever.

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and Anthony is not there. he's playing video games.

Eh, Stanhope did it a year or so ago; pretty sure Dave Attell has, too.

I mean, come on. I love Stanhope and Attell but at his peak Louis sold out Madison Square Garden. Those guys were never anywhere near his level of fame at that time.

Funnier tho.

Jim Gaffigan did it last year I think. It's really not a big deal to come and do a set there.

Gaffigan isn't much of a get either. he's well known in comedy circles but in terms of fame he's like those two. he's most well known for being on comedy central shows like 30 times 15 years ago.

Gaffigan regularly sells out arenas. He's pretty mainstream and one of the most successful comics in the country.

First CK next the Opester. Luis J. is building bridges instead of burning them.

Luis is definitely burning bridges by doing this but just not to anyone that matters.

Now if he could just dig up Patrice

He's probably gonna buy this sub for $100 next.

Shows what a bit of hustle, a decent work ethic and not drinking till sunrise every day can do.

Mom?

that one refrigerator shaped young lady (once a promising youth star before her hormone levels settled down like Jim Norton trying to fix vocal timbre with an equalizer) had a hilarious quote dropping him immediately after his scandal while she was a starring role in his faggy black and white Woody Allen movie that was due to come out

"I think it should just kind of go away, honestly," the actress told The New York Times

man, am I too drunk to read this, or are you too drunk to write it.

both

one heck of a long way to say chloe grace moretz: ugly cunt

def a cunt but it's still funny how quick she publicly disowned and shamed him when he was at his weakest moment

fuck her. exactly the turncoat move i would expect from some dumbass twatty teenage actress. no actual principles. she was hoping she’d become some indie film darling with that shitty movie but then all of a sudden has some moral objection to her role in it when everybody else turned on him. makes me wanna batter her humpy back with a pool noodle. she deserves to be unfuckable

charlie day was also a huge hypocrite faggot during that whole thing. “I do not condone sexual misconduct and, in light of the allegations, will not be promoting the movie further.” the way everyone started referring to “sexual misconduct” as if it was always part of their daily vocabulary still pisses me off too. corny spineless queers

Sounds like a (((publicist))) wrote it.

exactly. it's hilarious

That’s pretty cool. Even cooler they kept it a secret

Louis ONLY showed up after he heard that all proceeds are being donated to ISIS.

That's a tough one, man. I mean, I'm happy for Louis but he'll talk to me about it when he's ready.

Read you fag comment again, big brain. You didn’t say they are no longer around. I never used any of those fag site, because they were for tryhards that wanted to be part of the show. I dont know or care if any of that shit is around. It’s the gayest shit in the world to brag about. Look at how fucking pathetic your life is. You’re bragging to some idiot about being part of something that no one gives a fuck about. And this idiot has made it clear that you are gayer for being part of that shit. You’re such a sad person.

The Man, the fucking legend himself is back.