Let’s play Opie vs Anthony.

28  2019-06-22 by JD_Free

Round 1:

Gregg “Opie” Hughes:

  • Millions of dollars saved in the bank

  • Multiple homes

  • A wife and child that love him dearly

  • Genuine friends that enjoy his companionship

  • Does podcasting as a side-gig because it fulfills him

  • Ignores the fawkin haters

VS

Anthony “Nana” Cumia:

  • Net worth constantly shrinking — accurate value unknown

  • One McMansion which has lost about 30% of its value

  • No woman that loves him — probably too old to ever have children — will die alone

  • Every friend he has is either a mooch or a ghoulish monster that used to listen to him on the radio

  • Does podcasting as his main source of income, has had five years to turn his show into a success — failed terribly

  • Left his mother to rot alone in a nursing home

20 comments

1  lolercakesmcgee 2019-06-22

PFG

1  Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-06-22

Didn't Opie bail on his dying mom at the hospital too?

1  McGowan9 2019-06-22

No. He hated her but he visited her frequently. It's just what human beings do. Hunan garbage like the Cumias leave their younger sisters to do all the hard, upsetting stuff while they stay stuck in their delayed adolescence. Faggot filth.

1  Persianschlong 2019-06-22

you fucking idiot

1  RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-06-22

Opie's cock single handedly wins this debate. Coke can in his pants, former coke commercial kid. Game over.

1  NortheastPhilly 2019-06-22

Look around

1  RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-06-22

Head on a swivel.

1  Tom_Tomlinson 2019-06-22

Cumia didn’t bail on his dying mom at the hospital. He didn’t visit her for the last 5 years of her life

1  BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-06-22

I wouldn’t be surprised if Opie visited Ro in hospice either.

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-06-22

Part of the reason I'm still here is to revel in the sad, slow decline into alcohol-induced psychosis. Slow, sad draining of his account and assets. Slow, sad Anth putting up a GoFundMe or liver transplant donor list. Slow, sad Joe puttering to the abbatoire. If he didn't insist on sanctimony, I'd reconsider, but he's a walking karmic payback.

1  mado-san 2019-06-22

chad brothaman vs virgin nana

1  diddlybooba 2019-06-22

Opie

  • Was never funny

  • Destroyed countless classic bits with his autism

Anthony

  • Provided the most entertaining radio on the planet for a solid 15 years (up until king nigger got elected)

Final Tally: shut the fuck up

1  Fat_Mersh 2019-06-22

Fucking die you pedophile faggot get the fuck off this sub gay nigger

1  tjdon 2019-06-22

Was he an intern on the stern show or something?

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-06-22

You must fuck children too to not have complete scorn for that ugly monster

1  ichise8 2019-06-22

opie: got fired from a platform he paid to be on. LOOOOOL oh my sides. my ribs are crumbling, folks, theyre crumbling.

oh my sides. the cumias win again! also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-06-22

opie cut them loose because he is tired of carrying the dead weight

1  ichise8 2019-06-22

oh hee hah ho hoo. oh my ribs, folks. im dying here.

also, opie is an active pedophile

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-06-22

also, opie is an active pedophile

spill the tea ichi

1  BrotherJoeFan 2019-06-22

Opie also saved a homeless man from food poisoning by stomping on his cake