Let us re-count the failures of Keith/Anthony/Compound Media
86 2019-06-22 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK
Here are a few:
Had Legion of Skanks (Luis J, Pig Gay Oinkerson, the libertarian idiot whose name escapes me), lost them, they are doing something else that is way more successful than CP Media
Had Gavin MacInnes, lost him
Had Kevin Brennan, lost him
Got guests people have actually heard of like Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye; now has a string of completely unknown, middle-aged loser "comedians"
Near-constant app problems
Near-constant website problems
Failed to entice Opie to buy in
Failed to entice Ronnie to have a show on the network
Threw a bunch of money at Artie, who, true to form, showed up late every day or not at all; when he was there, he was high, useless, and did not contribute anything remotely entertaining
Lost Artie after like six months
Did an entire episode of his show on dick cream or whatever it was
Failed to convince Colin Quinn to bring Tough Crowd to the network
Seemingly has failed to get Louis CK as a guest even once, despite the fact that Louis is completely hated by everyone and persona non grata everywhere else
Failed to secure the rights to all the back episodes of Guilty By Association, leading Bovine Joe to try to sell them via Twitter
But yeah, Opie is the delusional one with mental illness. Bitter old queen with Estelle Getty hair. What else am I missing, gang?
45 comments
1 JansHammer 2019-06-22
you forgot Lenny Dykstra's one show.
1 Skip4play 2019-06-22
What happened with that?
1 JansHammer 2019-06-22
I bet Lenny bailed. Didn't want to work there.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-22
He was last seen desperately searching for his dentures in a dumpster for 9 hours
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-22
What's the deal with this? I saw. Dykstra was going to have a show. Did he bail after one episode? If so, that is amazing.
1 Jungies 2019-06-22
They announced it (on Keith's Twitter, not the main one), shot one episode then declared it a "pilot" and cancelled it.
Someone on here claimed Lenny wanted $800 per episode which was out of Ant's budget; I don't know how true that is.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-22
What a miserly cunt Nana is
1 Maxbbaby 2019-06-22
During the KB d debacle Ant or Keith said he was hassling Keith for money so he threatened to get the law involved lol.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-22
A like-minded FBI statistician and niggers-did-it patriot like Nick Diapolo wouldn't join the shit hole network when he saw the numbers.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-22
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-06-22
Love this bit
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-06-22
Hamfistedly hinting that Bennington was going to join CheesePizzaMedia when there was no chance in hell that would ever happen.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-22
"Finer Things with Mike Finoia"
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-22
Beer and burgers just haven't been the same.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-22
Finny's Pub, where nobody knows anybody's names.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-22
I didn't know who the fuck Mike Finoia was when he landed the dream job at the Compound, and I still don't know who he is.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-22
For Keith, he's unable to his son/the talent out of legal trouble and stomp him from biting and stomping whores.
Acting like Milo Yionnapolous is a huge interview subject in 2019.
Hiring Dave Landau.
The Ronnie B/Forgot to Laugh leukemia guy that hates blacks.
Revolving door of staff members.
Refused to give Bobo and Bochetti a show. Instead, gjving shows to Wetspot with Chrissie Mayr and random other Fox News/Red Eyes unfunny bores.
Anthony goes to "rehab".
Website/layout change is a complete disaster, with pieces of the template unchanged and where half of the links don't/didn't work.
Having the RSS feed open for over 2 years for anyone to listen to for free. Despite it being widely known about.
Does Anthony still host on Infowars? If not, it's another lost side-gig.
Almost ruined the Vos roast by being loud and annoying.
The studio in the city not fixing everything.
The Colombo Trivia contest between Anthony and Aaron Berg or some other unfunny fag.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-22
What does that say? When people won’t even listen to your shitty podcast for free, it’s a failure.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-06-22
Same here
1 Cawdor 2019-06-22
Tell that to Opie
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-22
Hiring David Landau after Artie was the biggest sign of what a lazy useless nobody Ant has become.
1 Jungies 2019-06-22
Did Keith organise Ant's rehab? I can't imagine anyone else doing it, and Ant said he didn't know anything about it before he left.
Nice job picking Artie's rehab, stupid.
1 johnajapanda 2019-06-22
It was suggested by the Jew lawyer to show the court that AntH was being proactive about his addiction and feeling remorseful for his actions. I am sure Keith must have organised it, because Joevine kept bitching about how it was just another expensive vacation. "Must be nice to have money" were his exact words. I am sure Joe had his eye on some Chinese knockoff Gibsons, but AntH had to go on an extra vacay.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-22
I better not have just read "Colombo trivia contest"
1 Whiplash91 2019-06-22
*has rat teeth
1 telemecanique 2019-06-22
only way keith can redeem himself is to make Joe's new show free WITH ads because that will make it twice as good, I can't be bothered to pirate any of this shit and I definitely am not letting those assholes have access to any of my credit cards. Do the right thing keith for once, you can dooo ittt!!!
1 semihat 2019-06-22
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-06-22
We're trying to make Compound Media look bad, stupid.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-22
It's called Compound Media because the failure compounds over time.
1 Frequent2001 2019-06-22
i thought kevin didn't quit
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-06-22
Does the addition of Erock count?
1 tjdon 2019-06-22
It counts twice.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-06-22
I've always wanted to to see a fat fuck virtually bursting out of his suit-jacket while talking about action figures for 2 hours
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-22
I always remember how he said at Compound Media they were about staying ahead of the curve.
1 Dick_donger 2019-06-22
The downward curve
1 Jungies 2019-06-22
I got a couple:
Admitted on-air to his boss and chief investor Anthony that after five years running a streaming media company he has no fucking idea what the app developers and Content Delivery Network providers are talking about (it was during the recent Kevin Brennan leaving debacle).
Aggressively cracks down on show excepts being posted on YouTube preventing fans from attracting new viewers. Leaves RSS feeds wide open for years, enabling (potentially) wide-spread piracy.
Antagonises streaming media host to the point where they get lawyers involved, and refuse to hand over copies of the shows. This has no impact on Compound, as all shows are recorded as they are made.... Right?
Not recording shows as they are made.
Not understanding that just because you pay a company to skin their app for you, that doesn't mean you own the app and all associated intellectual property for ever and ever.
Publicly commenting about said misunderstanding in such a way that the company gets lawyers involved.
Letting the company publish said app under their publishing licence, not yours; so that when you switch CDN providers users have to go find the fucking thing all over again rather than just upgrading in-place.
Not organising a mailing list for the company so they can keep non-Twitter users informed of what's going on.
Tweeting out corporate announcements from his personal Twitter, not the corporate account.
Leaving view counters up on the new site, so we can see Nana's only talking to 800 or so viewers.
Somebody on here claimed they'd complained to Keith about the app, and he'd responded by mailing a (presumably confidential) PDF of the programming specs for their CDN so that they could... I dunno, write their own app? I don't know if I believe it, though.
Has anyone mentioned tweeting out a logo for the Ronnie and Anthony show, while Ronnie was in contract negotiations with SiriusXM?
Renting those fucking billboards. Nothing on them explaining what the product was, no call to action ("here's how you order"), and they went up the day before Nana took her monthly two-week vacation so there was no way to actually purchase what they were selling. Still, pennies on the dollar, right?
I had a whole comment about the fucking debacle the last time they switched providers, but it's lost in the old sub. It was the third or so time they were switching providers, they were switching back to the guys they started with, they had six? twelve? months to organise and test it.... and Keith still fucked it up. Fuck your mother, /u/SpaceEdge
1 carribbeanjimmy 2019-06-22
A gay, pedophile, domestic abuser, exiled shock-jock
1 Toss__Pot 2019-06-22
I can't count, does that preclude me from this game?
1 Awkawardsilence 2019-06-22
Likes trans dick.
1 FonaldPlump 2019-06-22
Gee, when you put it like that, Compound Media almost seems like a complete failure.
1 Perseus_AWC 2019-06-22
Lenny Dykstra did 1 episode before leaving
1 Maxbbaby 2019-06-22
Hiring Lenny Dykstra only to have him try and extort Keith for money. Now Keith is threatening legal action. That awful woman's show they have now. That Jamieson show. Hiring Dave Landau and not giving Kevin Brennan the cohost job.
1 Jungies 2019-06-22
Can you tell me more about this extortion thing? Where did you hear about it?
1 Maxbbaby 2019-06-22
I'm pretty sure it was on "Kevin shows up on tacs". I think Ant was making a point how Keith is working hard. No details, he just put it out there.
1 Sonolent 2019-06-22
They lost Cum Town