ADVISORY: 2U is now "The Joshua Tree". Almost Journey is now "The Journey Show"

145  2019-06-21 by FedallahX

Just Google "Michael Ledesma Journey" and note tour dates. Joe just rebranded and changed the writeup, not the band members. Beige?

80 comments

1  N64CUBE 2019-06-21

I need this sub linked to an emergency alert system on my phone. This is PERTINENT information. Also, “The Joshua Tree”

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-06-21

https://youtu.be/ew4wrtl01PA

1  2UsRoadie 2019-06-21

Seems like the trailer park boys come up with better schemes than Joe

1  StentFeznor 2019-06-21

It doesn't take rocket appliances.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-21

Worst case Ontario Joe could just get a job at Walmart.

1  scott__the__dick 2019-06-21

Trailer park boys was on the east coast for a reason

It’s like Canada’s version of Long Island

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-21

Okay, at the Dollar General. Is that local enough for ya? sniff

1  scott__the__dick 2019-06-21

Isn't that where Lazy Di couldn't even get at job at?

1  intrepidenterprise 2019-06-21

It was Dollar Tree

1  UnemployedOpie 2019-06-21

No, it was Family Dollar

1  FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-06-21

DG DG that's our store, we go there 'cause we are poor. There's a sale on aisle 3, buy one shoe and get one free!

My childhood was gay and bad.

1  TheWelfareMan 2019-06-21

Truth

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-21

It's a catch 23 situation.

1  ddlamb 2019-06-21

Or start a Cosby, Bill, and Stache cover band.

1  Fat_Mersh 2019-06-21

Fuck Walmart. Joe should start busking - get two birds stoned at once.

1  johnajapanda 2019-06-21

Trevor. Smokes. Now!!!

1  TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-21

“Nobody wants to admit they drank 9 cans of kid spit...But I did, I’m ashamed of myself.”

1  jockiboi 2019-06-21

Way of the road, bobo

1  Peteferguson 2019-06-21

thats the way she goes...

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-21

Ray!

1  DasterdlyDutch 2019-06-21

You hear that? That’s Rushmore, the shit windwinds are blowin, just follow the liquor. The liquor always knows.

1  FedallahX 2019-06-21

"Is this you talking or the child spit Mr.Cumia?"

"Anthony, I am the child spit."

1  notasodomite 2019-06-21

$10 FUCKIN DOLLARS A MONTH! WHO'S RUNNIN THIS FUCKIN NETWORK?

1  johnajapanda 2019-06-21

Freedom35 works!

1  TheElDan 2019-06-21

The flight attendant looked nervous so I had to flash her this look and say “Atodaso. A fuckin atodaso.”

1  Popblawo 2019-06-21

I'm not one to say atoadaso, but atoadaso, I fucking atoadaso

1  dammitjenkins20cars 2019-06-21

Listen... You shave my back, I'll shave yours.

1  Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-06-21

Wasn’t Joshua Tree the original name for 2U?

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-06-21

Idk, faggot. What this look like, trivia night?

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-06-21

Nigga.

Ribs.

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-21

I don't see any specials on hard apple ciders, so no.

1  boringoneliner 2019-06-21

Ooh. Easy with the language!

1  ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21

It's 9 in the morning.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-21

Joshua Tree appears to be the new name of another band named 2U from Hamburg, Germany.

https://www.facebook.com/TheJoshuaTreee/

1  TheMaestro2 2019-06-21

Its also a much more established U2 cover band in Boston

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https://joshuatreeband.com/

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-06-21

There is some convoluted shit going on

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-21

Shit being the key word

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21

This was the old name for Joe's U2 cover band. Pre-XM days I think. Perhaps it was conflict with them that led to 2U

1  TriangleDimes 2019-06-21

The Joshua Tree pride themselves with their ability to generate a unique musical experience that does not lend itself to impersonations.

lol what

1  Reddit_cctx 2019-06-21

So it does not lend itself to impersonations of this band impersonating U2? Sounds like brother Joe dusted off the ole critiquing hat.

1  The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-06-21

U/DOXXER100 LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LINK, JOE!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THESE GUYS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THE BAND?!?!?! DO YOU GET HOW MUCH BETTER THEY ARE AT THIS THAN YOU?!?!?! CAN YOU EVEN FATHOM YOUR OWN PERPETUAL DEFICIENCY IN EVERYTHING YOU DO?!?!?!

1  DOXXER100 2019-06-21

That’s RIGHT!! You got me!!! Go after those two bands!!!

1  telav 2019-06-21

Your feeble attempt at throwing off the scent screams “bovine brained”.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-06-21

Joe, you understand you will get fucked with one way or another, right?

Also, how does it feel to be made fun of by another community who has nothing to do with the show, Kiwi Farms?

1  JimsRustyBox 2019-06-21

Let's be real, he loves it.

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21

Oh look, fancy plain white china Sayonora Saki [sic] Scrounger is back.. right on schedule. Why don't you have a seat over there

1  MarbleSpaceCat 2019-06-21

You're 67 and your sole source of income is handouts from your younger brother and a few bucks from a shitty cover band. No bs it's actually quite upsetting at how pathetic you are. When you ended your bands you got like 3 pity comments from friends and family. Nobody cares.

You aren't, or have ever been, a gigging musician. You're a pension age charity case who plays mediocre cover music in restaurants. You even use Ant's name to try and book these venues.

How is your daughter going to get through college if her uncle dies or stops providing her dad a living?

1  GreekIsExtra 2019-06-21

Layla will pay her own way through cosmetology school by stripping.

1  MarbleSpaceCat 2019-06-21

Hey honey, daddy can't pay for tuition or rent but if you're "HUNGRY" then you've got a BIG turkey sandwich with chips and or salad COMPD. You're welcome sweetie.

1  ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21

Don't forget red Gatorade

1  TheFaggotAwning 2019-06-21

Can’t keep away from the place, can you retard?

1  TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-06-21

Pedophile. Moo.

1  2UsRoadie 2019-06-21

Oh Bajibi, will you ever win?

1  DumbCowJoe 2019-06-21

I actually thought you might have finally moved on but nope, you just need that attention don't you old man.

Unbelievably pathetic old fuck.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-21

You sure are on here a lot. Don't you have a kid to get to school, you deadbeat?

1  Icon_Crash 2019-06-21

Here's here so often he should just bite the bullet and realize that he's a redditard himself.

1  TyCobbFuckParty 2019-06-21

What’s new fatso?

1  Jungies 2019-06-21

Hey, did you see that Kiwi Farms guy featured you on his show?

Starts about 30 minutes in:

https://dlive.tv/p/kiwifarms+o-CjvXnZR

1  BergStonewall 2019-06-21

Joe! You’re back! How’s everything been going, brothaman?

1  TriangleDimes 2019-06-21

If you kept your dumb mouth shut we might have been duped. You really suck at everything you do.

1  redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-21

Hey Joe, for a tough guy you realize U2 is one of the biggest fag bands of all time right?

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-06-21

No ones going after anything. Give it a rest. You rode your brother anthonys coat tails for years and made content for the opie and anthony show. You even called in to the show on a regular basis. It is fair for people here to talk about you since the forum is about opie and anthony, guests, and related subject matter. How can you be shocked people dont like you after posting racist things publically on twitter.

You and your brother are under some sort of delusion that if you do a podcast or put yourself out there online that you will only get praise. When you get any criticism you both resort to doxxing and physical threats. Maybe you are too old for the internet.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-21

He's responsible for the Opie & Anthony Show, remember? Without him there would be no show, remember? You've only said that yourself at least half a million times, Joe.

1  cro-magnon_sam 2019-06-21

Haha yep

1  Wolosocu 2019-06-21

Are we sure about this? The Jushua Tree's website has been around for a long time and I don't see any evidence on the Wayback machine that Joe Cumia was ever mentioned. There are a few pictures with the guitarist on stage and that's not our Bovine Idiot.

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-21

Maybe they kicked Joe out after all his nonsense.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-21

And moorishness

1  Jung_Skywalker 2019-06-21

Vurry good. Sniff

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21

"Mock Trial: with J Reinhold!"

1  TriangleDimes 2019-06-21

So he got hit with a C&D from the record labels, if the hot goss on this sub is to be believed, so he decided to rename his Journey cover band but keep the Journey name?

1  tjdon 2019-06-21

This is some bovine Kaiser sose stuff right here.

1  CowsAreCurious 2019-06-21

Wow, Joe really had us.

Dumb negro.

1  FedallahX 2019-06-21

Perhaps he was removed from the bands, or he is trying to be sneaky. The best way to solve this problem is an AMA with some of the old bandmates, or some in-person appearance to verify. Roadtrip?

1  johnajapanda 2019-06-21

Someone get in touch with Gene, Joevine called the cops on that nigga for making "threats" against him.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-06-21

Stay tuned for "Nearly Anthony", Bro Joe's exciting new podcast!

1  joshdoe77 2019-06-21

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.. but I did and I'm ashamed of myself.

1  satanssockpuppet 2019-06-21

Nearly Loverboy

Practically REO Speedwagon

Sort Of Jefferson Starship

Toto, Too

Styx-Like

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-06-21

Boo Diddley.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2019-06-21

Kid Diddler

1  TacolasCage 2019-06-21

So why are these faggots renaming their cosplay bands?