In the UK, Stella Artois is nicknamed "wifebeater" and is only drunk by louts and teenagers. Someone said that in the states it's considered "trendy" or a premium import beer or something?
It’s awful. I can get a case of Miller High Life (which tastes better) for the same price as a six-pack of that Belgian piss. Oh wow, imported from Belgium!? Is that supposed to be good? What is this, 1884?
...that's a joke..right? They really sell alcohol and guns at the same place? Coming from NJ, I always thought it was weird they sell beer at gas stations. "Now do you Eagle promise not to drink this on the drive home?" But booze and ammo seems like another level of stupid, the one the South is known for.
After spending time in the South, I'll take jughandles on congested roadways over "guy in left lane going 65 and slams on brakes to turn left in 100 feet, causing chain reaction of braking, traffic, and accidents".
People in the south drive like absolute retards. You see roadside crosses where people died in car accidents in 25 mph zones because the people are just so fucking dumb without the ability to think fast and can’t even survive being the slowest drivers in the country. But they will be quick to trash city dwellers since we know nothing about living where it’s 100 degrees all year long where it rains everyday only one out of every 50 women are remotely attractive.
There are no liquor-related blue laws in NJ unlike basically the entire South where you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday. You can't buy certain things in Bergen County on Sunday because that area is a congested, overcrowded clusterfuck of people (mostly soccer moms who can't drive SUVs or handle children) and malls, strip malls, commerce, and commuters 6 days a (and the only reason non-residents go there).
Just go to the liquor store.. they're everywhere and way less regulated that ABC stores so you can buy everything in one place at a cheaper price. Never understood why anyone would go to two stores. One beer won't fuck you up like one pint but one case will.
In Louisiana you can go to drive thru liquor stores that sell frozen drinks. It isn't an open container because they leave ~1" of paper on the straw or a piece of tape.
Fewer people, larger state, fewer drivers so if you want to drink and drive at least you're really only going to injure yourself. A frozen road soda is delicious on a hot day and will keep you below the stupidly low 0.08 BAC level. But crushing drinks while driving in densely populated areas is really really* dumb... I know from experience although I smoked and drove waaaay more.
I can't speak for all of Texas, but they've got those in Houston too (along with drive-thru liquor stores), and it's the fourth biggest city in the entire country. Highest rate of traffic fatalities in the country too, but you gotta chalk up some of that to mere Xanax abuse.
I googled it and there’s at least one place in Texas that was grandfathered in and they can still sell both. Walmart sells both but I doubt you can buy both at the same time. Gun sales at Walmart are their own thing, the manager (or someone idk) escort you and your new gun out of the store and hand the boxed gun over to you outside. So you would be buying alcohol at the sporting goods desk, which they probably don’t allow. Most firearm enthusiasts are very serious about not mixing the two. Bad boys at deer camp break the “rules” but they are backwoods morons.
Thanks for the legwork, that makes sense. I was imagining like a Bait and Tackle shop for guns.
Git yer hollow points 'n hefeweizens at Hal's Horrible Idea store.
Bad boys at deer camp break the “rules” but they are backwoods morons.
Could this also be extended to "white" trash Long Islanders with tiny penises and undeservedly inflated egos? Who play with - and lose - their guns while barely conscious from intoxication?
Besides Walmart, where you can totally buy it all. Also, some New England “General Stores” in NH and ME sell beer and ammo under the same roof, legally.
Unless you get some form of alcohol that someone tried hard to give a flavour other than mouldy ass hole, it’s all the same.
I still remember when I first tried beer and taste made me heave. But people older than me said I’ll get used to the flavour. Even then I thought it tasted like mouldy ass hole. But I smoke weed and i realised that my words whenever someone says they hate the smell or taste of it are exactly the same horse shit, “you get used to it”.
These faggots got no excuse, they should be drinking something better.
It's different for different people. I liked the taste of beer when I first tried it at 13 and still do. Don't really drink anymore as I have a quite stressful and demanding job and a young family but love the taste of a cold lager. And they do taste very different from one another but you sound like one of those craft beer cunts going on about it so I won't.
I don't know. I drink a Czech non-alcoholic lager that tastes almost exactly like a light pilsner but obviously doesn't get you pissed. I'll have one or two in the evening in the summer. No point in drinking pints and pints of it (yes, the only reason anyone does that is to get drunk.) In Europe though, wine and beer aren't really considered alcohol.
Yeah, we've got a pretty unhealthy relationship with booze generally speaking. That whole "it's Friday, let's get battered, we deserve it" mentality. The continentals are usually a bit better with it, they treat wine and beer as an extension of food. I've got a couple of properties in Prague and spend part of the year there. The Czechs drink more beer per capita than any other country on Earth. Never seen a pub fight there or paralytic puking drunks...except for British tourists in both examples and the occasional hopeless, homeless alcoholic in the second.
Britain is a shadow of its former colonial self, and I say that as the son of an immigrant. I wish this place was what everyone still pretends it is. Our government is a load of shit, people are happy to vote for dumbfucks as long as it keeps a cycle of short term pay off like what you said about everyone getting fucked up on Friday nights. Older generations don’t see how much of a mess they’ve made of things.
I never liked alcohol though because I live in a beach town where people come and get fucked up and do stupid shit. It kind of made me see that something our government and this country deemed ‘acceptable’ was pretty vile and dangerous.
The possible explanation behind this infuriating delay is that for most people it is still a bit early in the morning to search stock images of big black cocks.
I've been hate-staring at this picture for far too long. It bore some fruits though: this guy looks like a flaming faggot who hasn't fully, openly came out the closet yet. A type of sick faggot who on rare occasion is openly enjoying and celebrating the suffering shame and dissapointment he is consistently causing to his family.
All jokes aside; these are 60 year old men finding it cool to post selfies. Somehow drinking beer and forgoing sleeves and deodorant makes them Fonzie in his prime in this little world. I pray none of these mouth breathing douches has kids. And not just bc Kount Kumia would try to fuck them, boy or girl it doesn’t matter to him after enough bud lites and bars of Xanax.
ive said it before but that's the most cocksuckingly way i've ever seen anyone put a beer to their lips
also imagine the awkward few seconds he had to stand there in that contrived, unnatural, and ultimately extremely gay looking pose while holding his camera up to get the "perfect" shot
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-06-21
Bio: Anthony Cumia Anus-Toungue-Fucker Since Day One
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-06-21
No grown man should take as many selfies as all of these faggots do.
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-21
And they all look so weak and retarded in them
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-21
There's only enough testosterone in that room to grow 3 mustache hairs.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
This dude took it to a level of absurdity though.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
Certainly hasn’t gotten any less gay.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
In the UK, Stella Artois is nicknamed "wifebeater" and is only drunk by louts and teenagers. Someone said that in the states it's considered "trendy" or a premium import beer or something?
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-21
I prefer Blue Moon
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-21
I enjoy a nice cold Irish Killians Red. Hard to find by me tho
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-06-21
Coors garbage. Just drink a Banquet Beer and be done with it.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
You are correct. It’s the most expensive 6-pack at my local beer and ammo store.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
It's kind of shit though
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
It’s awful. I can get a case of Miller High Life (which tastes better) for the same price as a six-pack of that Belgian piss. Oh wow, imported from Belgium!? Is that supposed to be good? What is this, 1884?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
It's marginally better than Coors, and is therefore treated like it's champagne.
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Anyone who knows anything about beer knows Stella is the Budweiser of Europe.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-06-21
But they put it in that fancy chalice and use the knife to scrape the foam off! Pure luxury
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
That’s why Ant hand’s them out. He’s a big shot you know?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21
...that's a joke..right? They really sell alcohol and guns at the same place? Coming from NJ, I always thought it was weird they sell beer at gas stations. "Now do you Eagle promise not to drink this on the drive home?" But booze and ammo seems like another level of stupid, the one the South is known for.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
Coming from Western NY and moving to NJ not having beer at gas stations was fucking infuriating. Also all the faggoty “blue laws” can suck my dick.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-06-21
Western NY is way better than Bergen county with their stupid laws, lack of beer, and no left turns.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
A lot whiter too.
1 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-06-21
"Smell that boys? No Cumias Allowed"
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
And poorer. A lot poorer.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
Very true. It’s why I left.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
Western NY needs to get its act together.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
Nah. Gotta be somewhere for the Joe Moomia’s to graze.
1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-06-21
Also cheaper though
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21
After spending time in the South, I'll take jughandles on congested roadways over "guy in left lane going 65 and slams on brakes to turn left in 100 feet, causing chain reaction of braking, traffic, and accidents".
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-21
Yeah and no left turns actually helps the flow of traffic. People will wait forever to turn left.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
I hate when people first in line to turn left don’t move out all the way into the intersection. That literally drives me crazy.
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-06-21
People in the south drive like absolute retards. You see roadside crosses where people died in car accidents in 25 mph zones because the people are just so fucking dumb without the ability to think fast and can’t even survive being the slowest drivers in the country. But they will be quick to trash city dwellers since we know nothing about living where it’s 100 degrees all year long where it rains everyday only one out of every 50 women are remotely attractive.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
Western NY is in the Midwest though.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21
There are no liquor-related blue laws in NJ unlike basically the entire South where you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday. You can't buy certain things in Bergen County on Sunday because that area is a congested, overcrowded clusterfuck of people (mostly soccer moms who can't drive SUVs or handle children) and malls, strip malls, commerce, and commuters 6 days a (and the only reason non-residents go there).
Just go to the liquor store.. they're everywhere and way less regulated that ABC stores so you can buy everything in one place at a cheaper price. Never understood why anyone would go to two stores. One beer won't fuck you up like one pint but one case will.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
Fuck yeah, thanks for defending Bergen County. Compared to 90% of American suburbia its leagues better.
1 jockiboi 2019-06-21
In Louisiana you can go to drive thru liquor stores that sell frozen drinks. It isn't an open container because they leave ~1" of paper on the straw or a piece of tape.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21
Fewer people, larger state, fewer drivers so if you want to drink and drive at least you're really only going to injure yourself. A frozen road soda is delicious on a hot day and will keep you below the stupidly low 0.08 BAC level. But crushing drinks while driving in densely populated areas is really really* dumb... I know from experience although I smoked and drove waaaay more.
1 ManbadFerrara 2019-06-21
I can't speak for all of Texas, but they've got those in Houston too (along with drive-thru liquor stores), and it's the fourth biggest city in the entire country. Highest rate of traffic fatalities in the country too, but you gotta chalk up some of that to mere Xanax abuse.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-21
I googled it and there’s at least one place in Texas that was grandfathered in and they can still sell both. Walmart sells both but I doubt you can buy both at the same time. Gun sales at Walmart are their own thing, the manager (or someone idk) escort you and your new gun out of the store and hand the boxed gun over to you outside. So you would be buying alcohol at the sporting goods desk, which they probably don’t allow. Most firearm enthusiasts are very serious about not mixing the two. Bad boys at deer camp break the “rules” but they are backwoods morons.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-06-21
Thanks for the legwork, that makes sense. I was imagining like a Bait and Tackle shop for guns.
Git yer hollow points 'n hefeweizens at Hal's Horrible Idea store.
Could this also be extended to "white" trash Long Islanders with tiny penises and undeservedly inflated egos? Who play with - and lose - their guns while barely conscious from intoxication?
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
Besides Walmart, where you can totally buy it all. Also, some New England “General Stores” in NH and ME sell beer and ammo under the same roof, legally.
1 Poo-U 2019-06-21
Live Free or Die, bro. Northern New England is real America. Just relocated from NYC to the middle of nowhere on the side of a mountain.
I’ve lived in NJ too. It rules in its own ways, as does NYC. Never be ashamed of your Jersey roots.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
Man, I wish we had beer and ammo stores. Canada sucks.
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I’m moving to Texas first chance I get. The wifey finishing school apparently is important to her. blah blah
1 SibHashian13 2019-06-21
Look at Mr. Fancypants with his Stella Artois....
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
Who
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
Mr. Fancy Pants
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
That guy's a dick
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-06-21
Stella act-a-twat
1 MonsteRain 2019-06-21
I don't know anyone who drinks Stella but I'm not 60 years old either
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-06-21
It was considered fancy when I was in college but I'm not sure why. I'd rather have a Rolling Rock.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-06-21
Take it easy, Cinemassacre.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
Unless you get some form of alcohol that someone tried hard to give a flavour other than mouldy ass hole, it’s all the same.
I still remember when I first tried beer and taste made me heave. But people older than me said I’ll get used to the flavour. Even then I thought it tasted like mouldy ass hole. But I smoke weed and i realised that my words whenever someone says they hate the smell or taste of it are exactly the same horse shit, “you get used to it”.
These faggots got no excuse, they should be drinking something better.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
It's different for different people. I liked the taste of beer when I first tried it at 13 and still do. Don't really drink anymore as I have a quite stressful and demanding job and a young family but love the taste of a cold lager. And they do taste very different from one another but you sound like one of those craft beer cunts going on about it so I won't.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
I’ve tried a craft beer before, tasted elderflower passing through a diseased asshole.
Anyone who says they drink alcohol for the flavour is an idiot to me though. Just accept you’re drinking to get the feeling of being drunk.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
I don't know. I drink a Czech non-alcoholic lager that tastes almost exactly like a light pilsner but obviously doesn't get you pissed. I'll have one or two in the evening in the summer. No point in drinking pints and pints of it (yes, the only reason anyone does that is to get drunk.) In Europe though, wine and beer aren't really considered alcohol.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
That’s because most of us are perpetually inebriated.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
Where are you from
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
UK
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
Yeah, we've got a pretty unhealthy relationship with booze generally speaking. That whole "it's Friday, let's get battered, we deserve it" mentality. The continentals are usually a bit better with it, they treat wine and beer as an extension of food. I've got a couple of properties in Prague and spend part of the year there. The Czechs drink more beer per capita than any other country on Earth. Never seen a pub fight there or paralytic puking drunks...except for British tourists in both examples and the occasional hopeless, homeless alcoholic in the second.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
Beer is cheap as hell there too right?
Britain is a shadow of its former colonial self, and I say that as the son of an immigrant. I wish this place was what everyone still pretends it is. Our government is a load of shit, people are happy to vote for dumbfucks as long as it keeps a cycle of short term pay off like what you said about everyone getting fucked up on Friday nights. Older generations don’t see how much of a mess they’ve made of things.
I never liked alcohol though because I live in a beach town where people come and get fucked up and do stupid shit. It kind of made me see that something our government and this country deemed ‘acceptable’ was pretty vile and dangerous.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-06-21
Exchange dick pics already, you two.
1 Skyfryer 2019-06-21
If I knew for certain that he was 13 and had tits. I would.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
Don't get jealous, you'll always be my queen x
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21
Losers
1 zoogie778 2019-06-21
There's not one element of this photo I respect or relate to.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-06-21
Imagine the smell
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-21
Flop sweat and bratwurst burps
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
Imagine the mundane non-conversation...
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-21
You guys hear Trump's recent speech? I think it's high time these snowflakes stop whining and get to work!!
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-06-21
Nice sleepover, stupid.
1 BroadwayDannyRoss 2019-06-21
Hangers on, smells like overweight old fat guy B.O., my brother using my money to gamble with......
PERFECT NIGHT!
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-06-21
Someone should definitely NOT photoshop a big black cock where that beer is. I mean that would be in really poor taste.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
I concur, this is the worst idea ever and no one should do it TODAY.
1 Terahite 2019-06-21
Imagine surfing through gay porn to make an obvious joke like that.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-21
you would have to be a total fag to do something like that
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-06-21
Heh heh Saturday nights for the boys! Poker night pals!
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-06-21
Dude beer lmao
1 aRTie02150 2019-06-21
It's not hard to replace that bottle with a penis.
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-21
come on guys
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
The possible explanation behind this infuriating delay is that for most people it is still a bit early in the morning to search stock images of big black cocks.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
I'm certain such a photo has popped up here once or twice.
1 GinFoss 2019-06-21
https://old.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/c3jk27/compound_poker_nights_black_cock_edition/
there you go
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-06-21
hero
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
I've been hate-staring at this picture for far too long. It bore some fruits though: this guy looks like a flaming faggot who hasn't fully, openly came out the closet yet. A type of sick faggot who on rare occasion is openly enjoying and celebrating the suffering shame and dissapointment he is consistently causing to his family.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
That's what Anthony does every time he starts doing his Dick Van Dyke impression at these assholic "guys nights."
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
Ho ho ho hole-shiet! We have that chemistry, Mcgowan
1 amotionactor 2019-06-21
The way he’s sucking on that beer bottle like it’s a dick is dumb gay
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
You cant really tell if he's sucking or blowing....
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
"Check out who I'm hanging with. And you won't believe what I'm drinking. Wait for it... a BEER!!!"
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-21
Joe over there with the calculator app open doing an equation we ALL know we could easily do in our heads.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-06-21
All jokes aside; these are 60 year old men finding it cool to post selfies. Somehow drinking beer and forgoing sleeves and deodorant makes them Fonzie in his prime in this little world. I pray none of these mouth breathing douches has kids. And not just bc Kount Kumia would try to fuck them, boy or girl it doesn’t matter to him after enough bud lites and bars of Xanax.
1 Popblawo 2019-06-21
Joe's call of duty shirt
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-06-21
Will we ever see that black cock edit?
1 GinFoss 2019-06-21
ive said it before but that's the most cocksuckingly way i've ever seen anyone put a beer to their lips
also imagine the awkward few seconds he had to stand there in that contrived, unnatural, and ultimately extremely gay looking pose while holding his camera up to get the "perfect" shot
he should get another shot
and by that I mean a gunshot
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-06-21
Stella hangover is bad. Late stage AIDS and cluster headaches bad