Goddamn it, can one of you people provide context for the shit you post? I want to enjoy this stuff to the fullest and you sssscumbags are fawkin blueballing me. Who is Pat? Who wrote this? What show is it in reference to? Ffffffawk
Herndon VA has free music every Friday night in the summer called Friday Night Live. I guess Joe’s band played there a few years ago and this happened.
I guess actual white trash would be offended to be described as such. Self-loathing mud people like Joe and Anthony are delighted to be called "white trash."
I remember Colin once telling Anthony he was "the white trash king of Long Island." Nana could barely contain her glee. Being referred to as "white," whatever the context, made his day. Consequently, I would recommend people stop using the description "white trash" when referencing the Cumias.
If they like something, it's bad. May I suggest "nigger trash" or "swarthy filth" as alternatives?
So this fucking mook can't even stick to the simple task of only playing Journeys songs as advertised? Jesus, it's not the hardest thing to do when you're billing yourself as a low rent tribute act & people have paid to see just that. We know racists can enter contracts but people this fucking retarded shouldn't be.
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1 JMueller2012 2019-06-21
What hunks of shit
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-21
hE was PROMISED a RED gatorade fUlly comp'D LIBTARD!
1 literalotherkin 2019-06-21
Stealing the Town Officials soda was a pretty bad ass, Rock and Roll move. I bet they took his paperwork and spread it all over his table too.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
This is the kind of shit teenagers would do, and twenty somethings might do. Guys pushing 60 don’t because they’ve moved on with their lives.
1 mouthmouth18 2019-06-21
When you can't scrape together a few cents for a soda you gotta take it where you can get it
1 JMueller2012 2019-06-21
Comped
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
He got comped free sushi all over Vegas. He was just that kind of guy, you know?
1 boringoneliner 2019-06-21
They probably consider themselves equals to him, so they were just helping themselves to a soda from a friend
1 Cawdor 2019-06-21
What a bunch of bummers
1 CurrentComment 2019-06-21
Ate all the ice cream sandwiches
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-06-21
Anyone in a tribute band has to be a complete fucking dipshit
1 late_50s_why 2019-06-21
that and being in the cumio beeswax
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-06-21
Are we kicking him while hes down? I hope so
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-06-21
This is the first publicly embarrassing laugh I’ve had in weeks.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-06-21
All of this is shit we all know Joe would feel he was entitled to do. Fucking degenerate ape.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
He was an airforce hero who washed out after three weeks in basic
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-06-21
Why cant they behave?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-06-21
Goddamn it, can one of you people provide context for the shit you post? I want to enjoy this stuff to the fullest and you sssscumbags are fawkin blueballing me. Who is Pat? Who wrote this? What show is it in reference to? Ffffffawk
1 i_saw_nothing 2019-06-21
Joe is a shiftless huckster who can't be trusted to behave himself in society.
As the self-proclaimed boss of his tribe of miscreants, the full weight of their hooligans falls directly upon him.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-06-21
Joe gave them the order to haul out as much pop as they could.
1 Wolosocu 2019-06-21
Herndon VA has free music every Friday night in the summer called Friday Night Live. I guess Joe’s band played there a few years ago and this happened.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-06-21
Bunch of middle aged trash.
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
I guess actual white trash would be offended to be described as such. Self-loathing mud people like Joe and Anthony are delighted to be called "white trash."
I remember Colin once telling Anthony he was "the white trash king of Long Island." Nana could barely contain her glee. Being referred to as "white," whatever the context, made his day. Consequently, I would recommend people stop using the description "white trash" when referencing the Cumias.
If they like something, it's bad. May I suggest "nigger trash" or "swarthy filth" as alternatives?
1 toe_trigger 2019-06-21
You could have just said, "you have to be white to be white trash."
1 McGowan9 2019-06-21
No
1 Vawsh 2019-06-21
So this fucking mook can't even stick to the simple task of only playing Journeys songs as advertised? Jesus, it's not the hardest thing to do when you're billing yourself as a low rent tribute act & people have paid to see just that. We know racists can enter contracts but people this fucking retarded shouldn't be.
1 TheElDan 2019-06-21
“Hey, Steve Perry, go take five, i think it’s time we get to what everyone came here tonight to hear: “In the Air Tonight” and Rotgut classics!”
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-06-21
That would require learning their entire catalog. They probably only know 5 journey songs and couldn't fill the 2 hrs
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-06-21
They don't know enough songs to fill 2 hours, hence the unplanned 20 minute break and the other songs.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-06-21
"That's what YOU get when YOU don't FULFILL the rider!!!
I said a RED Gatorade, you LIBTARDS!!!"
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-06-21
He runs his bands like a military operation, because he’s a VETERAN 🇺🇸 .
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-06-21
He runs it like William Calley Jr.
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-06-21
Which operation is that? The Bay of Pigs?
1 DigitechLooper 2019-06-21
Points at hat
1 Skip4play 2019-06-21
Tom Petty Theft
1 Broken_stoic 2019-06-21
I expected better behavior from fake Bono.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-06-21
An old woman with nice tits told me Joe isn't good looking enough to be fake Bono.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-21
Why can't these scheming fucking Cumias behaves?!
1 Skip4play 2019-06-21
Crime statistics
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-06-21
This is what happens when you don't provide Joe with a red Gatorade.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-06-21
Doesn't joe Cumia get enough free shit?
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-06-21
What a fucking piece of shit animal Brother Joe is.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-06-21
Almost Journey but also kinda Motley Crue.
1 FonaldPlump 2019-06-21
Soda: Comp'd!
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-06-21
Joe is just the greatest.
Someone needs to give him his own reality show on Mootube.
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-06-21
I always love the articulate and civil trashings from civilians
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-06-21
Imagine how much a piece of shit you have to be to willingly work and socialize with Joe Cumia.