Proof that Joe's stupidity was already destroying his bands prior to our involvement

91  2019-06-21 by YangtzeRiverChina

47 comments

What hunks of shit

hE was PROMISED a RED gatorade fUlly comp'D LIBTARD!

Stealing the Town Officials soda was a pretty bad ass, Rock and Roll move. I bet they took his paperwork and spread it all over his table too.

This is the kind of shit teenagers would do, and twenty somethings might do. Guys pushing 60 don’t because they’ve moved on with their lives.

When you can't scrape together a few cents for a soda you gotta take it where you can get it

Comped

He got comped free sushi all over Vegas. He was just that kind of guy, you know?

They probably consider themselves equals to him, so they were just helping themselves to a soda from a friend

What a bunch of bummers

Ate all the ice cream sandwiches

Anyone in a tribute band has to be a complete fucking dipshit

that and being in the cumio beeswax

Are we kicking him while hes down? I hope so

This is the first publicly embarrassing laugh I’ve had in weeks.

All of this is shit we all know Joe would feel he was entitled to do. Fucking degenerate ape.

He was an airforce hero who washed out after three weeks in basic

Why cant they behave?

Goddamn it, can one of you people provide context for the shit you post? I want to enjoy this stuff to the fullest and you sssscumbags are fawkin blueballing me. Who is Pat? Who wrote this? What show is it in reference to? Ffffffawk

Joe is a shiftless huckster who can't be trusted to behave himself in society.

As the self-proclaimed boss of his tribe of miscreants, the full weight of their hooligans falls directly upon him.

Joe gave them the order to haul out as much pop as they could.

Herndon VA has free music every Friday night in the summer called Friday Night Live. I guess Joe’s band played there a few years ago and this happened.

Bunch of middle aged trash.

I guess actual white trash would be offended to be described as such. Self-loathing mud people like Joe and Anthony are delighted to be called "white trash."

I remember Colin once telling Anthony he was "the white trash king of Long Island." Nana could barely contain her glee. Being referred to as "white," whatever the context, made his day. Consequently, I would recommend people stop using the description "white trash" when referencing the Cumias.

If they like something, it's bad. May I suggest "nigger trash" or "swarthy filth" as alternatives?

You could have just said, "you have to be white to be white trash."

No

So this fucking mook can't even stick to the simple task of only playing Journeys songs as advertised? Jesus, it's not the hardest thing to do when you're billing yourself as a low rent tribute act & people have paid to see just that. We know racists can enter contracts but people this fucking retarded shouldn't be.

“Hey, Steve Perry, go take five, i think it’s time we get to what everyone came here tonight to hear: “In the Air Tonight” and Rotgut classics!”

That would require learning their entire catalog. They probably only know 5 journey songs and couldn't fill the 2 hrs

They don't know enough songs to fill 2 hours, hence the unplanned 20 minute break and the other songs.

"That's what YOU get when YOU don't FULFILL the rider!!!

I said a RED Gatorade, you LIBTARDS!!!"

He runs his bands like a military operation, because he’s a VETERAN 🇺🇸 .

He runs it like William Calley Jr.

Which operation is that? The Bay of Pigs?

Points at hat

Tom Petty Theft

I expected better behavior from fake Bono.

An old woman with nice tits told me Joe isn't good looking enough to be fake Bono.

Why can't these scheming fucking Cumias behaves?!

Crime statistics

This is what happens when you don't provide Joe with a red Gatorade.

Doesn't joe Cumia get enough free shit?

What a fucking piece of shit animal Brother Joe is.

Almost Journey but also kinda Motley Crue.

Soda: Comp'd!

Joe is just the greatest.

Someone needs to give him his own reality show on Mootube.

I always love the articulate and civil trashings from civilians

Imagine how much a piece of shit you have to be to willingly work and socialize with Joe Cumia.