Carrot Top can hardly keep his pants on at children’s park

10  2019-06-20 by Magicmetalknight

9 comments

Nice chest implants, stupid.

Better than sue lightnings

This is like a best case scenario for Sam

Your gays like a toight bod

Fuck, he's terrifying. If Sam Roberts did not exist, he would be the most disturbing looking person I have seen.

Bear in mind Carrot Top was made this way shitty plastic surgeries. Roberts is (mostly) a natural abomination

Except the growth hormones he received as a child. A steady diet of tendies probably ensures his blood is 50% unnatural hormones.

Still a better comedian than Worm.

What a fucking creep