r/opieandanthonyxyz: “Does she have a meaty vagina? I like a big, meaty vagina..”

Can you imagine being a 23 year old waitress and having this specimen ask you if you'd like to go get coffee and perhaps come back to his apartment and peg him with a strapon? Wouldn't that just set your heart aflutter?

1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-06-20

That's exactly how it would play out.

1 SirSodomy 2019-06-20

You don’t think hot, young waitresses are dying to throw their lives away and marry an ugly mollusk that publicly announces he takes PrEP because he fucks men?

1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-06-20

*men fuck him

1 GinFoss 2019-06-20

I've never seen hair defy gravity and grow perfectly perpendicular to someone's scalp like that, it's very odd

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-06-20

Don't act like you wouldn't do the exact same if you were physically attached to Jim

1 JansHammer 2019-06-20

Hey Jer, can you believe this guy is getting married?

your James, right?

1 alkiefuck 2019-06-20

was his dad a chinky or something? i can't make out his hair

1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-20

if he was, he was probably only there for the beginning, and couldnt tell you about the rest, genuinely

1 HenryNasiffJr 2019-06-20

Fuck meaty vagina's. That shit is gross. I will not lick meat flaps.

1 fourStrokes1900 2019-06-20

If you dont eat your meat, you cant have any pudding

1 HenryNasiffJr 2019-06-20

I still won't lick that shit. YUCK!

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-06-20

It feels a lot better.

1 senselessdegenerate 2019-06-20

Jim says “I like a big clit” Anthony says “I bet you do” Jim laughs.

1 GinFoss 2019-06-20

"I too, am interested in female genitalia, fellow heterosexual males, with heterosexual male interests similar to my own! Perhaps we can watch the latest UFC game together, in a non-homosexual way... unless you want to suck some dicks! Hahaha just kidding, I got you! (seriously though....)"

1 bdrum_16 2019-06-20

So meaty it's a feminine dick

1 smashthafunk 2019-06-20

I imagine he asks this to every celebrity on Jim and Sam