9.99/month sounds reasonable. They have an NYC studio, they get the best guest.

90  2019-06-19 by iPadsFromPizzaFace

65 comments

Don't forget the Z-list skanky porn whores that hideous beast sex trafficker Lanie brings in to sell.

Lanie should get hit with another door

Lanie is a goblin from a different world. She is fucking grotesque.

A Jewess?

Lainie isn't sending CPM her best people.

if you're a porn whore in NYC you deserve to be z-list its like living in wyoming and thinking you can become a successful movie star, or living in mexico and being a successful hockey player.

Bob "Dorothy Zbornak" Levy

he wishes

The studio in the city fixed everything!!

Chris Scopo told him to go fuck himself if he expected him to drive out to Long Island.

You don't fuck with The Scop.

Honestly, if one of these no-names went on air and just bashed the shit out of what a creepy loser Ant is, he'd instantly gain about 10k fans.

"Jimmy's going to be in every day!" I love how we've reached a point where it's actually preferable for Jimmy not to be in every day, or at all... Ah, who am I kidding? It makes no difference since nobody watches TACS anyway.

All just trying to make a living but the company they work for doesnt promote any of the other content to anyone outside of their subscriber base. So its all just filler until the next Ant show. It must feel insulting for your own company to not feel like your show is marketable.

I only ever sort of heard Bob Levey's name.

Did you know Dave Chappelle stoke his jokes?

A veritable "who's that?" of talent.

The Anthony Cumia Show.

You've Heard the Best, Now Hear What's Left!

The “who’s who?” of the “who cares?”

nice

Why even make graphics for these guys? No one's going to recognize who the fuck Andy Fiori is. Unless it's like open mics, where you're expected to bring as many of your friends as possible, and these shmucks' friends are the only new subscribers CPM gets.

I don't know any of those people, but I'm genuinely offended by the yellow/black shit they push, it's awful and hurts the eyes, I guess that goes well with the crap that hurts the ears.

A bunch of nobody's.

I'm pretty sure I can get booked on Anthony's show.

Do you have a preteen sister? You'll get a show for sure.

No but I have a cock and could wear a bra

Where you at?

Rod Demery has a true crime show on ID that's good. I'd be interested in an interview with him but not from Count Cumia who would just want to talk black crime statistics and Godfather references.

Does Levy still eat blue cheese out of chicks' asses? Great bit

He had to get risque and eats it out of dogs asses now

Matt Holt looks like a pug, and not in a cute way either

His eyes are in different hemispheres.

He looks like an alien wearing poorly fitting human skin

Aside from Levy, who's only known for being awful, the only one I've heard of is Scopo, who I think was a sidekick/board op on Bob Kelly's shitty podcast for a while. The only things I remember about him are that a) he claimed to be a standup and never once said anything funny. Not even accidentally. And b) he's one of those unfortunate guys who isn't exactly fat but has a huge fat ass, the kind of bubble butt a hoodrat would be proud to call her own. If he ever ends up in prison he's going to get chucked around like a dog toy.

Is that SpaceEdge in the middle left?

I can't believe they booked the King of social media, Kyle Crawford. I hope TACS is ready to be overwhelmed by his 350 twitter followers.

Influencer.....

Who, who, who, who, who, and who?

Ant should get Foghorn Leghorn in as a guest.

KtC trawling r/standupshots for guests

I only know who one of these is, and it's Bob Levy, and the only reason I know Bob Levy is from the Marion insults.

Scopo's primary occupation is in the field of waste management.

You know it's bad when levy is the top guy

DiPaolo upped his podcast to $10 a month too. I'm out.

Are you kidding me? I was thinking about checking it out, but forget it if that's true

Pathetic if true.

Amazon\Audible are $9.99 a month and have a massive library of material. Nobody is looking for TACS episode #49, nor ever will.

Chris Scopo? Lol

I’ve heard of Bob Levy. Not because I’ve heard him, I’ve just heard the name on O&A

I've only heard of Bob Levy and I fucking can't stand Bob Levy.

Nice media empire, stupid

Did he increase prices again? I thought it was $8.95 per month

You should shoot yourself for knowing that

Could they have picked a worse picture of Bob Levy

Ant went from being too cool to interview the villain of Avengers to desperately booking these nobodies.

Makes Colin Flaherty look like an A-lister.

To be fair, I know who one of those guys is.

this is what happens when you hire your 10 year old nephew to do the graphics for your website.

That ballwashing retard @stevetorelli (on Twitter) does those shitty Photoshops for them. I'm not even sure he gets paid to do it either.

Guy above Levy looks like a bloated dead body.

I only tune in when homeless guy is on.

Looks like a sample of guys you’d see at the Greyhound station.

I've only heard of Reverend Bob Levy. The rest I've never heard of, not sure why anyone would.

A who’s who of people that should fuckin kill themselves

Does the fella who made Loqueesha have a CPM show yet and if not, why not?

A bevy of nobodies