2nd chance? Are these people familiar with who Artie is?

The chances roll over at a certain point

Infinity chances this guy has had

Should read “2nd* Chance” with “2nd triad of chances in the last few months.”

It’s his second chance since his last chance, which was his 100th chance.

Awww, I’m glad he’s getting a second chance. I’m sure he’ll gratefully make the most of it.

Heroin dealers everywhere celebrate

More like 12th chance. God it must be nice having money. Rules just don't apply.

Artie must give the absolute best junkie blowjobs.

That is actually how his nose got squished

It's so sad to witness.

Not his self destruction, that our society has allowed him to live freely.

Fuck Retartie, he belongs in a group home where he can play with coloring books and Legos.

20th chance