Dude fucking stinks. I bet when he tweets out these “zingers” he sits back in full self satisfaction and thinks to himself: another gem for the fans.....

He laces his fingers and places them on his belly, leans back in his office chair, and thinks to himself "another liberal down." He smiles as his liver tumor metastasizes vigorously.

It’s not even topical or relevant, besides the fact that no one knows who is anymore. Say Ted Kennedy if you want to make it funny, a Democrat who did drink and drive and killed an innocent passenger. God damn Anthony really got lost.

Probably wouldareally stung if he had a blue checkmark or a career

His life, career and account are all a big parody.

He only knows who he is because it's a joke they made on Seinfeld.

What's the joke?

More like Ricky Martin

ED Powers!

Still just ban evading on Twitter, so cool and edgy.

That's pretty damn funny

For Twitter and a general audience, its a reference no one gets. If he said it to the rest of the old timers at his ever dwindling poker table, than it would have been ok.

A lot of us sports fans get the joke. Us younger crowd DO read up on history ya know.

To be fair though no one has ever said that to her

For a guy who excessively telegraphs how much he loves beer, he really is repulsed by the idea of someone being invited to drink one.

He was just mad that she didn't also want to drive, which is mandatory for all Cumias to do after drinking

It's just a couple Jameson's what's the big deal?

I bet Elizabeth drinks darker beer than Anthony.

i like my beer like i like my men

Who the fuck “has a drink and drive” with someone?

And if YOU had the drink, and then let Billy Martin drive sober...that’s just responsible behavior.

This bombs on multiple levels. Like the guy who said it.

Why don't you call a hot girl a tall drink of water? Irrelevant greasy fuck

These current references really do prove he’s still hilarious.

Let's be fair here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=billy+martin+accident&oq=billy+martin+accident&aqs=chrome..69i57.5883j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

The incident Ant's referencing happened a scant 29 and a half years ago.

Plus he was the Yankee manager only 31 years ago

The only thing I can think of is when Vos was defending Richard Jeni

“I swear to you he used to kill in the 80s!”

That’s basically AntH except he was killing in the 50s and 60s

ant is probably doing the right thing: the only audience he has left to potentially sign up to compound (and keep their accounts if they are) can only be geriatric suckers like he himself.

I'd rather land a plane with Thurman Munson

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One of the early Legion of Skanks episodes that Ant was on all the guys were "riffing" and Ant dropped a reference from the show Chips (i believe it aired in the fucking 70's) like these younger guys were even alive then to know what he was talking about, it really slowed down the momentum if you could believe that.

There was a time where his obscure references made me laugh.... now they just make me angry. He definitely beat that horse to fucking death.

Like drinking and driving with a Cumia would turn out any better.

i remember thinking their 70s culture references were interesting and used to look them up online to inform myself. that was 20 years ago.

It's amazing how out of touch this creep is.

Why doesn't he get the same hate on twitter as he does here?