r/opieandanthonyxyz: Can anyone name a better example of a man that consistently does the wrong thing than Anthony?

Can anyone name a better example of a man that consistently does the wrong thing than Anthony?

31 2019-06-19 by realestassdude

There are definitely people have have made greater singular mistakes than him, but I can’t think of anyone that makes the wrong decision as often as him.

I you took a moment and asked yourself “what would Ant do?”, and did the complete opposite, you would probably live a happy life.

22 comments

1 willfalls2 2019-06-19

Anthony should have died in 2012 in one of his fancy car club cars while going 140 on the LIE. He may have been remembered as funny.

1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-19

She was 14 years old

1 GinFoss 2019-06-19

That would have some wonders for his legacy, no joke

1 4stepsbackward 2019-06-19

He definitely wishes he had just shot that black hooker in Times Square. It would have had a more favorable outcome for him.

1 realestassdude 2019-06-19

Best outcome would have been that group of black guys, that he totally didn’t make up, got in a firefight with him and they all died. He would have been like George Zimmerman, except the media would have been pushing “white African” rather than “white hispanic”.

1 JansHammer 2019-06-19

maybe Artie or Andy Dick.

1 realestassdude 2019-06-19

Even those drug addicts were able to maintain their fans and twitter accounts. I would be surprised if Ant could get a yearly salary on the radio that would be more than Artie makes in a month doing standup.

1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-06-19

Joe.

1 realestassdude 2019-06-19

Still has twitter, same amount of fans, his guns, less time spent in jail, same income source.

1 Jungies 2019-06-19

You're changing criteria - you asked about consistently wrong choices, not consequences.

Joe opening his mother's death notice by declaring himself "not a pedophile", posting a guide to deleting spam and accidentally revealing his Big Apple Ranch membership, going on national TV to argue a case about a tiny contractual detail and instead going off on a paranoid conspiracy rant, bringing up accusations of paedophilia in the same case (even though no-one else mentioned it and it had nothing to do with the case) and then not denying it....

At this point I can't tell if Joe's an Andy Kaufman-esque character, or a real guy suffering from a Gypsy curse. Both seem equally likely at the moment.

1 2UsRoadie 2019-06-19

Joe opening his mother's death notice by declaring himself "not a pedophile"

That was fake. I fell for it too, because it's Joe.

1 Jungies 2019-06-19

....so he's never denied it?

1 GinFoss 2019-06-19

He specifically said the words "I'm not a pedophile" never once left his mouth on the people's court and that was a misquote. I watched the footage and he was right. So yes, he has never denied it

1 Crossings_in_mist 2019-06-19