I like how the court system keeps stalling things in the hope that he'll just die before they have to deal with it. Whether it's pity, fear of bad PR, bribery, or whatever else, they really don't want to throw this nigga in prison. But he simply refuses to die. Heroin addiction, uh, finds a way.

he's a sicilian cockroach.

He's easily the oldest heroin addict

Nothing works!! I hate it here!

Legit looks like a homeless junkie babbling.

Groveling to go back to Stern. Oof.

They had an adulthood pact, brotherman!

It is painful to watch.

At least his nose looks good.

But it doesn't tho? Because of the drug use?

I’d say that’s a good guess.

Do the bit

There's blood on his shoes from his last snort of rock salt

His stingray nose is infuriating.

stingray nose

lmao

"It's gonna be different this time." - every addict

He wasn't just arrested for heroin charges; he was arrested for driving erratically with a trafficable quantity of heroin and cocaine while out on bail after being arrested with heroin. The four or so parole violations were after his second arrest.

I hope every public defender in New Jersey is watching this. "While I accept that there are differences between my client and Mr Lange - my client is black for example, and was caught in possession of less heroin - I hope Your Honour will treat him just as leniently".

I hope he rear ends a court officers wife in his range rover because he nodded off after scoring.

I'd settle for the douchebag driving in the "Joe Lane".

Howard did me right. I love him.

Will he get something done with that nose already

“Ill be back on stage”

Yeah ok Artie. He sounds like the old lady from Requiem. I just want to wear my red dress Harry!”

"You don't know, I got a call and an application!"

By " stage" he means heroin.

He looks, acts and sounds like a bona fide actual retard.