I thought for a second he had been found in the Hudson...

Waterlogged on the outside, sperm filled internally. Just the facts, Jack.

No you got that backwards. A man named Hudson was found inside him.

Nah, his forearms are just swollen from constant edging

i saw him in some photo with some guest that had been tagged and noticed he's getting chubby. good.

Glad to see you still fit into those red pants faggot

Seeing as his last look was stage 4 cancer chemo patient this is a legitimate improvement

Genuinely.

Cool same shirt and pants. I bet there's not all kinds of sweat, cum, shit, and blood smeared inside these garments.

Why won't any 28 year old women date him?

Fucking jizz drinker must have eaten some yellow mustard or something.

Campari

Is that comment mentioning alcohol? Don't you know I'm a recovering alcoholic? Ssscuuummbags!