The ladies of the O&A universe are almost as horrific as the men of the O&A universe.

What men?

Brothaman just keeps winning.

Opie had a chance to swap with Patrice, but didn’t go through with it.

Not sure if that was a good or bad thing, just thought i’d bring it up.

I love how sue is top 3 no matter what your tastes are.

Top 3? Top 2, hands down.

That’s not saying much. The old hooker that blew that Thomas Daly guy would be top three in this group

Is it bad that I'd rather fuck Sue than Nia?

No, but it's gay

Homosexuality or beastiality. It's a tough one.

Putting things into perspective. Brothaman brothaman.

Lynsi, Von, Sue, Nia, Carol, Alena

Alena is absolutely nightmarish.

I hope he punched Norton and took his broach.

That guy looks like a real bruiser

As if a worm in maroon pants would have a broach.

I'm going to go with Lynsi, Von, Sue, Alena, Nia, Carol because I'm not sure if I'm capable of getting an erection hard enough to have sex with Nia or Carol but I could still give Alena a handjob without thinking about how horrifying he is. Just pretend I'm churning butter and go to town.

Sue I could probably bang.

One of those things ain't like the other

One is actually attractive?

Well, one is much different, genetically speaking

Two. Two are much different, genetically speaking.

Well if we’re being completely honest, at least three are genetically different

Von’s got a worse hairline than Sam.

Infinityhead

This is such a humbling pic. For all the talk and chest-beating in the O&A universe, only Opie had a woman that doesn't deserve to be kept in a hidden basement. Otherwise these women are atrocious. Very sad and disappointing.

Opie had a woman that doesn't deserve to be kept in a hidden basement

Melissa Stetten was a 10/10

Stetten is no 10. Hence why she dated Anthony.

Bespoke: Being married to a woman and having children with her.

Joke: Having to pay teenage girls to hang out with you because your face looks like the surface of Enceladus, but at least you do get to experience what it’s like to interact with females.

Broke: “I dated Chelsea Peretti for six days 15 years ago, I’ve literally never spoken to a woman outside of work since then, and I continue to refer to her as my ‘ex.’”

Von’s hit a few ugly branches during her fall from grace, but she looked good around the time Patrice died.

Are these tranny's?

Von was nice but now she’s turning into Sam

Patrice’s girlfriend has a forehead like a flight deck.

Nia is gummy.

You forgot Anthony's gorgeous wife

5 Trannies... 1 Girl.

damn Nia got sum CHOMPaz

Any one of these six are still more fuckable than any female who posts on this sub.

There was that late 30's to 40 year old chick who was definitely fuckable.

I would legit have a go with mrs chiperson. Pre ruizing. She posted here for a brief moment or two.

Fair enough. I meant currently. Just ghetto beach trash.

All that macho advice from Patrice about women seems pretty null and void now considering he ended up with that creature on the bottom right. LMAO

Better than the top right and Norton. But tallest midget, I guess.

You know the paradigm shifted when the losers on the message boards get better young bitches than the famous radio podcasters on the show they dedicate their time to mocking

Let's see. Which one looks most like a Killer Klown from Outer Space?

I would disgrace 3 of these women's faces.

I'd rather get squirted on by Skeletor than be within 8 feet of Nia.

I don't know what the hell she did to Bill.

Opie's wife, Sue and Von would get it (in that order). The rest can be thrown to the jackals.

God damn there's a lot of forehead going on

I would fuck sue in the ass as a goof. But then again, I am a faggot.

I'm trying to think of who or what Nia reminds me of. I want to to say Jim Carrey in The Mask, but it's something more sinister than that. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Aye my nigga sue

Younger Von wasn't bad at all, especially compared to Nia or the squirter gun

Fat fuck, near nobody, Patrice O'Neil had a way hotter black girl than most popular comedian in the world, Bill Burr. Fuck punctuation, I'm leaving it this way.

Nia is fucking ghastly.

Sue is pretty cute though.