Perfect night!

59  2019-06-17 by deep_legal_shit

11 comments

Forgot the bud light and Xanax

That’s like air and water.

Where's the twix?

in his colon

My anal egg was white pearl, not purple, sir.

Child

You are a gay homosexual faggot.
Fight me.

Oh sweet summer child

Mommy’s shoes

Do you think Ant stole his mommy's shoes while she was drooling in the nursing home?

No way Ant ever read that book. He memorized the cliff notes version from Stormfront, no doubt.