Lol look how small he is

41  2019-06-16 by DumbCowJoe

31 comments

Little pot bellied nana.

A cup

He has fat lil titties.

He didnt want people making eye contact in the hallways.

Not a problem squirt.

"Sorry, didn't see you down there. Don't get up."

Guarantee she spent the whole journey there convincing him to button up his shirt.

Nana was planning on showing some gold chains tangled up in a shitload of chest hair. Was gonna give the people what they need.

Jill probably feels ashamed about this period of her life.

She must have been facing family pressure to marry a fellow Italian. Maybe her grandmother just died, and her dying wish for Jill to settle down with a fellow paisan.

Then why was she dating a Anthony Cumia, a well known nigger?

Nana: My grandfather came over from Italy. Jill: Great! Where did he emigrate? Naples? Nana: No...uh...farther south. Jill: Calabria? Nana: No...uh...south of that? Jill: Oh, you're Sicilian! Nana: No...it's farther south. Jill: ? Nana: Libya was ruled by Italy at the time, so it counts.

Nice baby-hands, you fucking gnome wop

Nice shirts, stupid.

Do you like the belt being about mid quad cause he thinks that makes his gut invisible?

She kind of looks like Esperanza Gomez in this picture.

This was tough guy Cumia, who loved his CCW, and showed off his gun everywhere he went.

My how things change.

He looks like he owns a carpet store

" For you, my friend....good deal."

Or an overly confident Latin dance instructor.

A big hit with the recently divorced housewife crowd.

And extra handsy.

Nice looking broAd. Who is she?

99% sure thats Jill Niccolini

100%

Traffic girl on Pix11

Mario and princess peach.

Dresses like one of my spic uncles.

Hes a regular Don Juan De Burkina Faso.

imagine having so many mexican famhands shoot endless amounts of semen up your ass as a teenager, that when you grow up, you look like a Vaquero

Jeesh it looks like some hot actress went on a charity date with the owner of three 7-11s

There's no way he's more than 5'6"

A mexican buccaneer.