M. seen here, blowing past these fools, in yet another marathon victory...fuck Bert Kreischer,, this is the machine right here...

30  2019-06-16 by SibHashian13

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1787!

Dressed in honor of OJ's Bronco.

M. wearing gloves just in case he has to O.J. a bitch along the way.

Those are running gloves

Oh. Cool.

Oh, I thought he was actually intending to stab someone to death.

A perfect specimen

He has the form of an attorney who also stays physically fit. Imagine if he had another profession, such as the literary arts?

Lion

Contrast this example of raw, lean, natural athleticism with that picture of Heart Attack Fatrick in agony plodding his way through a measly 5k!