Bert Kreischer 2.0

44  2019-06-16 by Bakersfield__Chimp

65 comments

What’s the New Years baby doing?

Oi knew oi smelt cabbage

Sucking dicks and ruining content.

Zoomer OnA stinks.

O n A but it's O n gAy and the hosts just blow each other unironically! Hahaha

But you also get to pay them, and the unfunny kike complains about people “stealing” the episodes.

they're millennials. at least 40% of their audience seem to be zoomers though

I know they’re millennials (born after 2000), but that show caters to zoomers. If you’re 23 or older and find that shit funny, okay, I guess. Ain’t my business to tell you what to like.

millennials (born after 2000)

what?

Lol oh ya, “before”

He's such a fucking fat pussy. He not only ruins the show with his fake laugh, he also adds his horrible woke takes about mean whites being evil against poor blacks.

This is my fave: https://youtu.be/Z8f81JyVBYY

He cries because his friend who gives him 10k per month in charity tries to tell him he won't live long being a fat piece of shit. "You know I had a horrible year. I hurt my foot and had a fight with my dad!!!"

"You know I had a horrible year. I hurt my foot and had a fight with my dad!!!"

You think that would make it harder to get to the fridge

Where there's a will, there's a way. My friend.

Preach brother. Stav is the worst part of the show. He is there to laugh at Nicks jokes sing about penis.

He's awful. His laugh is completely obnoxious but the fact that it's fake just infuriates me. There have been plenty of times when Nick makes a joke and he loudly cackles into the mic but then he says something that makes it clear he didn't get the joke. I can't believe people put up with him.

Wow, I didn’t notice that. He is the worst and he walks around like he contributes anything. I blame Bob Kelly for that. I hope he dies soon. The most recent podcast shows that Nick really carries the show and can continue without those two losers.

The most recent podcast shows that Nick really carries the show and can continue without those two losers.

Every single podcast since its inception shows that.

lmfao

He’s also fat and gay and stupid and dumb

I'll grab the bump stock

No dude, he sets up bits by playing the straight/woke man. Nick almost saying but never actually saying something wildly offensive, like the n-word, wouldn't be funny if a straight man wasn't pulling against him. We know that Stav isn't actually woke but he acts like it in service to the bits.

His laugh fill in the gaps between jokes and also affirm that what was said, was actually intended as a joke, it's like a frame around the schizophrenic shit smears on a bathroom wall. Now the wall is a work of art.

If that's what he is trying to do then he is shit at that as well

You're right, Stav going 'noooooo dude noooo' after Nick hints at the n word for the 100th time is hilarious, never gets old. He adds so much to the pod.

“The podcast was stressful before”

Yeah dude talking about being gay for an hour a week sounds like a nightmare

Someone said his parents left their comfortable, lazy, MoussakaNigger life in Greece to come to America to pay tens of thousands on IVF so they could be blessed with a child..

And this Garbage Pail parody is the result.

What a selfish, hate able cunt.

Yeah. His mom babied him his whole life bc he was the long awaited test tube baby. That's why he is not only 600 lbs but has a complete meltdown if he's the subject of the joke but it's ok for him to fuck with the bug non stop.

All 100% true.

God damn, is this actually true? Because It would be absolutely hilarious if it is.

If this faggot wasn't constantly cackling & being fat, no one would notice he exists & he knows this.

Still identifying yourself with another man’s username I see

Chill

I'm the original now.

So nobody is going to address that manlet faggot Nick is wearing 3.5inch lifts like people don’t know he’s confirmed 5’4”

u/n_mullen comment?

I’ve been taller than most of the people I’ve met at the shows. Idk, it seems like only the true 5’4” users get mad like this. I’m 5’11” in certain lighting

Nick Mullen: confirmed 6'1".

He’ll go to lunch with you too... provided your schedules don’t clash.

Please address the fact you were so intimidated by Matt and Shane you had to bring some histrionic slit along with you to ruin the cast with her cackling

Can you read your own posts and then look up what histrionic means again

Answer the question pussy

I mean I don’t even really know where to begin with this one. Intimidated? By what exactly? Is this just projection? Is every social interaction you have some gay competition? How much of this is just playing along with the podcast host/audience dynamic on reddit and how much of it is you actually trying to think

You are really trying to duck this one huh. You wear lifts because you’re uncomfortably short and you were intimidated by 2 taller funnier comedians.

Is every social interaction you have some gay competition?

...are they not supposed to be?

It's always a good idea to answer a question with several rhetorical questions in a row.

Hi Nick. Please ditch the considerable dead weight that is Stavros.

He’s terribly unfunny on the podcast and comes off as extremely unlikeable, even compared to Adam. I respect that you’re friends, but this spanakopita nigger is holding you back significantly. Thanks for listening, and happy Father’s Day.

Stav is a unfunny faggot. Cut the dead weight. End cumtown and start a podcast with a real comedian.

He pitched a show with Luis and Tim Dillon to SiriusXM. It unfortunately didn't get picked up.

I’m pretty sure Luis pitched it but either way that would have been a great show.

Yeah. I should have at least said "they"

In hindsight I didn’t need to correct you.

Matt and Shane

Who the fuck.

Podcast vastly superior to Cum Town

The slit is his gf

Well that changes everything!

Only if you're fucking her

you're an asshole.

Get lost, faggot

be nice!

I am 13 inches taller than you and we too a pic to prove. Dare me to post it boys

I'm embarrassed to say I used to listen to cumtown

what made you stop?

Stav, I'm guessing.

Stavis just fat Sam. Fake woke, puddle deep understanding of anything he speaks on, annoying laugh, surprisingly selfish with any lack of self awareness.

Don’t say “speaks on” like you’re talking about a hip hop interview on Vlad TV you cringe inducing faggot

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