Imagine him lying in the hospital bed, dying from liver failure. He whispers over to Keith. "Keith.... use my phone to make one final tweet for me.... tell my fans.... I love them...."

"Duhhh, sorry boss, your twitter was taken down by the redditards an hour ago. ..........Boss?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWD1voJS_w

the best part of this is keith is only there to make sure there's no last minute changes to his inheritance

I hope his terrible family set up another tacky geocities guestbook

Diana Orbani lit a candle

This CROSSES THE LINE. Me and my family are OFF FUCKING LIMITS!!!!

No. First he has to go to prison only to be raped by the Aryans while screaming "Stop, I'm white and still hilarious!".

I wish my dear Nana the very best as she crosses over The Rainbow Bridge 🌈 🌈 🌈

We'll even ruin his death.

Nope.

I want his slow downfall to go even slower.

I hope he gets a sliver of his relevancy back, and proceeds to blow it all again and again.

I agree...he deserves an extremely cruel end - years and years of pain and poverty followed by a writhing death in whatever passes for a state-run charity hospital in Maspeth.

I hope on his last day, he wakes up and whispers “I used to have a plastic dinosau...” and Tyrone backhands him and yells “SHUT UP FAGGOT”.

I want his money to run out before his life does.

Wow, Joe really reported this post as a threat. Hoping or wishing is not a threat. He really is exhausting.