I used to swallow my bullies piss as a young man. And I’m horrifically ugly AND I sniff pornstars feet and armpits. Now to go find my 22 year old princess. I really hope Jim dies a horrible death. He’s an embarrassment to humanity

50  2019-06-15 by SibHashian13

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still have ptsd from his vice show. that interview with rick ross was mind-bogglingly boring. the arrogance of jimmy to think he deserved his own talk show. terrible interviewer

It was uniquely awful.

I remember in the run up to its release he said a few times on O&A words to the effect of "It's the first thing I've done that I had total creative control of. Vice were amazing, they didn't interfere at all. I have no one but myself to blame if this fails."

He said that more than once and I remember getting quite excited about it, like the stupid faggot that I am. "It must be good," I mused, like a dumb shit. "No one would say something like that unless they were pretty confident their project was good."

Well, it wasn't. It was actually one of the worst things I've ever seen. It was like one of the shows within the show of Garth Marenghi's Dark Place only not funny. Norton stinks.

it also marked the beginning of realizing that jim was essentially talentless outside of a quick comeback/tough crowd environment. the highlight of that show was when vos was a guest & he shame-spiraled midway & looked directly into the camera & said “i got nothin.” that should’ve been the final scene of the show

I want Norton to commit suicide in the fashion of Markinson from A few good men, but instead of a military uniform he puts on his maroon pants, bus driver shoes and his Chip glasses and wig/hat.

Why don’t 20 year olds want to marry him?

He really does have incel mentality when it comes to women.

Incels at least have the self awareness to understand that they're ugly subhumans. Jim's entire "look at me I'm so ugly and dysfunctional!!XD" shtick is an act. In reality Jim thinks he's hot shit and has a huge ego.

His entire persona is made up. He was never an addict and he most likely never engaged in the fetishes/kinky shit he always talked about (eating shit, getting pissed on etc.) That being said I'm willing to bet he has been fucked in the ass by trannies.

He 100% never engaged in shit play. I’m convinced of that. Only psychopaths do that. Jim is mentally ill but he only wishes he was that crazy.

Idk, that's quite a disgusting rumor to perpetuate about yourself just for shits and giggles. I'm not even sure Jim was that retarded to think a lie like that would help his image.

I’m sure 22 year old girls love it when he cuts a big “gasser” ...lol he called it a gasser!

What hot girl doesn't look at the bottom of those pants and get wet af?

He is living proof that not all homosexuals are snappy dressers.

The only reason Jim got any notoriety is because he helped to push the limits of degeneracy and perversion in his time. Now that his “shocking” stories of fucking trannys and getting pissed and shit on have become “normalized” behavior, he is no longer useful to the cultural gatekeepers. And he wonders why the industry has used him up and shit him back out? Instead of Chip, he should have started a podcast as uncle Paul and help to normalize pedophilia because thats the next step in this long slide to oblivion. Netflix would probably give him a movie deal to promote a funny pedophile the audience can sympathize with. Sick fucks they are.

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Nice frayed pant legs you waterhead

Nice baggy black dockers, idiot.

I heard he has great calves.

Nice McDonald’s worker shoes stupid.

Even if he acquired a smoking hot 19 year old, he’d be starting screaming fights with her within the week. He’s miserable and gay.

He would get real dark and brood.

Midget-ass faggot. Suck my dick, jimbo

Even his height comedy “little Jimmy” shit is a hack, he’s one inch shorter than the average height male. People his height have played in the NBA and the NFL.

*n-persons have

He doesn't fit any of his clothes. They look wet.
And he looks like he wears his big brother's clothes.

Jim couldn't accept that other straight dudes had not sucked a dick or really even come close to sucking a dick.

Faggot.

That's a little harsh. But yeah he stinks.

He looks so awful. Like he's an alien parasite who is trying to figure out how to operate a human body

I'm not some fashion faggot but goddamn he dresses like an idiot.

His fucking ridiculous pants make it look like he suddenly suffered two compound fractures. Which I obviously wish he had.

The top of his misshapen head is always cut off until you open the picture

He's spent decades building a filthy lonely bed for himself by openly being such a sick fuck. Owning his perversions seemed like a good idea when he was younger and thought people would accept him wholesale, in spite of how disgusting he is. Instead everyone just agreed that he was subhuman, didnt care much and left him to it. No amount of acting like a kindly old queer will undo that.

I know nothing about this guy other than he gives me douche chills. Tell me about him.

I was never an O&A fan more of a fan of the home of legendary banter which is the O&A subReddit so I know who he is but I don't know about why he is viewed as a cunt here.

Thanks lads.