Fake, nobody at CP Media has that kind of skill with Photoshop

Certainly not that Torelli troll responsible for their shit photoshops

You really fuckin biffed it this time.

If a podcast network crashes and burns in the woods, does anyone give a shit?

Ol' 400 FICO score Joe does because he still needs cash for the dentist.

Judging by the family genealogy he will need a stint soon, just like tranth(who I'm surprised has lasted this long)

Stent, stupid

Stint can also be slang for a job so technically he's not wrong.

He has job, he sucks cocks on Hempstead Turnpike for burger money

That's just his passion project and he's actually invested more money into blowing guys than he's made.

Where the FUCK is my DICTIONARY... FUCK

He already has one. Got it in the 2000’s. How many after that, I don’t know.

douche or dressing?

Is this the Mrs. Landeau show? Where's the flour?

Like the rest of the food, in one of her 4 stomachs.

They finally gave Carol a show to discuss her incontinence.