CONSPIRACY THEORY: What if the turbulence of the last few months around here has just been the University of Texas dept. of social sciences fucking with us...
11 2019-06-14 by TyCobbFuckParty
After we finally forgot about them studying us years ago, those graduate students are now able to conduct their social experiments on an unknowing population of alcoholics, autistics, and panera employees...
We’re part of a sociological experiment here, gang. No way a man like joe, a man so devoid of intelligence yet so full of confidence, actually exists...
14 comments
1 ThrowHisAssOutHesA 2019-06-14
I only vaguely remember this now that you mention it. Need more details.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-06-14
We need an AMA from someone who took that class.
1 telemecanique 2019-06-14
This sub is clearly the proof that we're all just part of a computer simulation, remember how both Opie and Ant liked playing sims like games? that was just a clue the "creator" tried to give us while fucking with our fake imaginary lives. It's entirely possible /joe rogan
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-06-14
I resent that statement I am an alcoholic autistic Panera bread employee
1 bovinegrazr 2019-06-14
Absolutely why wouldnt you
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-06-14
That's fucked up. They probably had psychologists analyze us. Now they know which of us pees the bed then wrings the sheets out into our mouths
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-06-14
I thought I was the only one who did that
1 superheater187 2019-06-14
I'm on board with it too brotherman. Nothing hits the spot in the early morning like hours old night piss
1 rdoran93 2019-06-14
i don’t buy that this happened
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-06-14
2 or 3 years ago someone posted a course catalog that listed a course that involved toxic online communities; prominently featured was the old sub.
1 rdoran93 2019-06-14
i knew they were a sham school. now i can claim they rejected my application on discriminatory grounds & not just for being retarded
1 PhishInVa2 2019-06-14
https://imgur.com/a/3A9cWq7
Check out these odd google results. Idk enough about computers but i cant find where they even mention Texas on these pages
1 2Shirts4life 2019-06-14
Dude, i got a lot of soup bowls to wash, and a chef got fired today so we're down a guy.
Something about online terrorism and an old radio guy... i forget
1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-06-14
I had to lurk in this place for a good 9 months before I could say I understood 51% of the content. Imagine some 3 month undergrad student trying to analyze this place for homework and trying to decipher if we all actually work at Panera.
Smoke break over, back to the toaster.