Ghouls feed off the living to sustain themselves. Anthony Cumia has lived many lives through the ages. During the Russian revolution he was Anton Cumanoff, a low level Bolshevik. In the Middle Ages he was considered the mad Arab Antwan Kuma. During the French Revolution he was even briefly Antionette De Cumme, he had been a royalist to the Bourbon dynasty and dressed as a woman while in hiding. There is no telling how old he really is.

He’s like a gayer Wolverine.

Woperine

al'ahmaq alshaytan “The Demon’s asshole “.

"Dressed as a woman while in hiding".
I've pulled the records and he crossdressed in the open before the Revolution. Degenerate

Sympathy for the Dago

Can someone explain the "joke"? Why is he quoting The Hunt For Red October?

Your brain needs to be just as alcohol poisoned as his if you want to understand his jokes.

Okay good because I came here to say I have no fucking idea what that even means.

I think he might be referring to her tits. Those old school pointy bras were called torpedo tits.

Put that man on a comedy roast dais post haste!

Yes, and that was all they had to jerk off to back when ant was 30.

A niggas ribs be hurtin' worse than Dani's.

Ant doesnt like developed women

Yes, he prefers the breast on his girls to be "budding" as he puts it.

I thought it meant fuck her cunt and asshole

No, you shove and hay in those places.

Get it? It’s her TITS!